I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
I firmly believe that rye is superior to pumpernickel in every way.
...thank you for attending my bread talk.
Yo come up with the best bread puns and dont ask rye.
My friend wrote a children’s version of “Catcher in the Rye.”
It’s called, “My little Phony.”
What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?
They say if you mix Rye malt with a platinum utensil it's delicious
But I'm not sure it's worth the Whisk
George R. R. Martin's love of food does not include rye bread
In his opinion, "What is bread is never rye."
You would loaf being yourself if you found out you were inbread, am I rye?
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
What does one bread say to another?
I don't usually make bread puns
They're always too crummy
What Do Breads Say When They're Having Sex?
My friend always makes ironic jokes about bread...
He has a rye sense of humor...
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
You know what I caught my wife doing today?
I caught her in the rye. How'd she not think I was going to catch her in the rye?
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
I might be getting older, but I still don't need glasses.
I drink straight from the bottle.
Those who waste whisky ...
Simply don't give a dram.
Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?
They had suffered a corncussion
Bread and puns. Two of my favorite things!
I stopped by the deli to have my typical ham on white or wheat but they were out of both!
My plan for lunch went a-rye.
I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.
Why was the baker such a good comedian?
Because he had such a rye sense of humor
Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?
I didn't think so, it is on a knead to dough basis.
Last time I went to the bakery, I told a bread joke
The baker gave a rye smile.
I'm a trucker. My dispatcher texted me to ask if I'd picked up a load of frozen toast. This was my response...
20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
I decided not to buy a baguette after seeing a pathetic mock up of it in the bakery window.
It was a terrible roll model.
Told my dad I needed '00 flour' for baking
"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?"
It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.
My friend started to get rowdy and throw around bread...
I had to read him the rye-ot act
What's wrong with your bread?
When I was little I saw this kid in my neighborhood dragging around a loaf of bread on a leash. To be funny, I said “Hey, you have a beautiful dog!”, he responded,
“Thanks, it’s pure bread!”.
This sub is seriously disappointing me lately.
I think I'll try the meatball next time.
A bunch of grains got together to protest.
Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
Bread puns
That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast!
Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.
I was attending a noisy legal hearing, and the Judge started yelling, “Order! Order in the courtroom!”
So I said, “A pastrami on rye, please.”
My wife loves bread
I can tell by her rye smile
In my bakery I told my employees that the white bread was underbaked and overproofed. Something went wrong.
Then one employee said we could still sell it cuz it's gone aRYE.
May the Fifth Be Whiskey!
What did the wheat ask the barley?
Sourdough is the most well-mannered deli ingredient, because it's well-bread.
But it's not the funniest: it doesn't have that rye sense of humor.
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