I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I firmly believe that rye is superior to pumpernickel in every way.

...thank you for attending my bread talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SawdustnRust
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Yo come up with the best bread puns and dont ask rye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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My friend wrote a children’s version of β€œCatcher in the Rye.”

It’s called, β€œMy little Phony.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?

Aloof of bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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They say if you mix Rye malt with a platinum utensil it's delicious

But I'm not sure it's worth the Whisk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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George R. R. Martin's love of food does not include rye bread

In his opinion, "What is bread is never rye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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You would loaf being yourself if you found out you were inbread, am I rye?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaleidosky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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catcher in the rye imgur.com/hc8XXt3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/msmoody95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer

The bartender says we don't serve food here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What does one bread say to another?

"Get a loaf of this guy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueJole
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I don't usually make bread puns

They're always too crummy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairywithcancer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What Do Breads Say When They're Having Sex?

"I'm gonna crumb"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadboiiiiiiiiii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My friend always makes ironic jokes about bread...

He has a rye sense of humor...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.

When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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You know what I caught my wife doing today?

I caught her in the rye. How'd she not think I was going to catch her in the rye?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDCM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

But the conversation went a rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I might be getting older, but I still don't need glasses.

I drink straight from the bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Those who waste whisky ...

Simply don't give a dram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?

They had suffered a corncussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpGuy88888
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I loaf it πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Bread and puns. Two of my favorite things!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleredkitten
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Comment bread puns

To make me loaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majoramo0n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I stopped by the deli to have my typical ham on white or wheat but they were out of both!

My plan for lunch went a-rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoGabeGo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why was the baker such a good comedian?

Because he had such a rye sense of humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idiotninja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Gluten tag
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?

I didn't think so, it is on a knead to dough basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLJ2273
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Last time I went to the bakery, I told a bread joke

The baker gave a rye smile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I'm a trucker. My dispatcher texted me to ask if I'd picked up a load of frozen toast. This was my response...

20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.

Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!

Sorry about my rye sense of humor...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimMarch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I decided not to buy a baguette after seeing a pathetic mock up of it in the bakery window.

It was a terrible roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Told my dad I needed '00 flour' for baking

"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?" It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusanBoyleJr42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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My friend started to get rowdy and throw around bread...

I had to read him the rye-ot act

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What's wrong with your bread?

It's gone a'rye!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckyGotQuack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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When I was little I saw this kid in my neighborhood dragging around a loaf of bread on a leash. To be funny, I said β€œHey, you have a beautiful dog!”, he responded,

β€œThanks, it’s pure bread!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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This sub is seriously disappointing me lately.

I think I'll try the meatball next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ballistic_Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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A bunch of grains got together to protest.

It was a real rye-ot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelionmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Something_Syck
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
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Bread puns

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camprosic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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I was attending a noisy legal hearing, and the Judge started yelling, β€œOrder! Order in the courtroom!”

So I said, β€œA pastrami on rye, please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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My wife loves bread

I can tell by her rye smile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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In my bakery I told my employees that the white bread was underbaked and overproofed. Something went wrong.

Then one employee said we could still sell it cuz it's gone aRYE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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May the Fifth Be Whiskey!

I like my rye humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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What did the wheat ask the barley?

Rye would you say that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spathens
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Sourdough is the most well-mannered deli ingredient, because it's well-bread.

But it's not the funniest: it doesn't have that rye sense of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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