I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
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︎ Apr 24 2020
I firmly believe that rye is superior to pumpernickel in every way.
...thank you for attending my bread talk.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Yo come up with the best bread puns and dont ask rye.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
My friend wrote a childrenβs version of βCatcher in the Rye.β
Itβs called, βMy little Phony.β
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︎ Jun 28 2019
What do you call a person unaware of whole wheat, whole grain, sourdough and rye?
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︎ Aug 25 2017
They say if you mix Rye malt with a platinum utensil it's delicious
But I'm not sure it's worth the Whisk
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︎ Jan 27 2018
George R. R. Martin's love of food does not include rye bread
In his opinion, "What is bread is never rye."
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︎ Jan 26 2018
You would loaf being yourself if you found out you were inbread, am I rye?
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︎ Jun 23 2014
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What does one bread say to another?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I don't usually make bread puns
They're always too crummy
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What Do Breads Say When They're Having Sex?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
My friend always makes ironic jokes about bread...
He has a rye sense of humor...
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
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︎ Feb 27 2020
You know what I caught my wife doing today?
I caught her in the rye. How'd she not think I was going to catch her in the rye?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I might be getting older, but I still don't need glasses.
I drink straight from the bottle.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Those who waste whisky ...
Simply don't give a dram.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?
They had suffered a corncussion
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︎ May 22 2020
I loaf it π
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︎ Jun 13 2018
Bread and puns. Two of my favorite things!
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Comment bread puns
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I stopped by the deli to have my typical ham on white or wheat but they were out of both!
My plan for lunch went a-rye.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Why was the baker such a good comedian?
Because he had such a rye sense of humor
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Gluten tag
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︎ Sep 07 2019
Have you all heard about the top secret bakery?
I didn't think so, it is on a knead to dough basis.
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︎ Oct 24 2017
Last time I went to the bakery, I told a bread joke
The baker gave a rye smile.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I'm a trucker. My dispatcher texted me to ask if I'd picked up a load of frozen toast. This was my response...
20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I decided not to buy a baguette after seeing a pathetic mock up of it in the bakery window.
It was a terrible roll model.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Told my dad I needed '00 flour' for baking
"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?"
It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.
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︎ Nov 21 2016
My friend started to get rowdy and throw around bread...
I had to read him the rye-ot act
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︎ Dec 01 2019
What's wrong with your bread?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
When I was little I saw this kid in my neighborhood dragging around a loaf of bread on a leash. To be funny, I said βHey, you have a beautiful dog!β, he responded,
βThanks, itβs pure bread!β.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
This sub is seriously disappointing me lately.
I think I'll try the meatball next time.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
A bunch of grains got together to protest.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
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︎ May 30 2015
Bread puns
That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast!
Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.
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︎ Oct 05 2016
I was attending a noisy legal hearing, and the Judge started yelling, βOrder! Order in the courtroom!β
So I said, βA pastrami on rye, please.β
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︎ Jan 15 2019
My wife loves bread
I can tell by her rye smile
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︎ Apr 04 2019
In my bakery I told my employees that the white bread was underbaked and overproofed. Something went wrong.
Then one employee said we could still sell it cuz it's gone aRYE.
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︎ May 14 2019
May the Fifth Be Whiskey!
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︎ May 05 2019
What did the wheat ask the barley?
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︎ Feb 21 2019
Sourdough is the most well-mannered deli ingredient, because it's well-bread.
But it's not the funniest: it doesn't have that rye sense of humor.
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