OMG this cereal is life!!
My wife choked on her cereal this morning.
Nothing worse than Honey Bunches of Throats.
Anybody heard about that bad batch of breakfast cereal?
What’s a French person’s favourite cereal?
Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal
My daughter came up with this! What's the coldest cereal?
No one expected me to win the cereal eating competition
...but I've got some Trix up my sleeve
Inspired by a recent post here
I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.
Did you hear about the poodle that only ate cereal?
What’s Chewbacca’s favorite cereal?
Here I was thinking I was so clever for coming up with this and apparently the joke has been around for years. Damn.
I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness
I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"
"A cereal killer" she replied.
I have taught her well.
I'm frustrated with not being able to finish all of my cereal
I think I have irritable bowl syndrome
What’s Snoop Dogs favorite cereal?
What celebrity is always ready for cereal?
Dad, did you open the cereal box?
What do you call a dinosaur made out of cereal?
What is a cat's favorite cereal?
Was discussing groceries with my parents earlier tonight when my mom declared (of my dad), "he buys cereal then never eats it!"
I immediately interjected, "Wait: Are you saying dad is a cereal offender‽"
What's Conan's favorite cereal?
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.
Explains why I don’t like that cereal
What is Chiang Kai-Shek's favorite cereal?
What’s a Thesaurus’s favorite cereal?
Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.
Which is the number 1 cereal brand in Asgard?
*holy shit almost crapped my pants with excitement when I came up with this. GF not as excited, I'm counting on you guys
What was Hodor's favorite cereal?
What do you call an infected bowl of cereal?
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
Brother: *Eating froot loops for breakfast* Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Brother: What? Me: *chucks bowl of cereal*
People only trust high ranking navy sailors. for instance there's Captain Morgan rum, Captain crunch cereal.... You never see seamen crunch!
What is the strongest cereal brand?
What type of cereal does my nan eat?
What was Catelyn Stark's favorite cereal?
What do you call a person who adds milk before cereal
People get so heated up about whether the milk comes first in tea or cereal
Personally i prefer that the tea comes first, then the milk, and then the cereal.
if cereal drowns in milk...
doesnt it make the milk a cereal killer?
A new cereal is coming out for the lovers of fermented beverages.
What is Thanos's favorite cereal?
It's a USB: A Universal CEREAL Bus
Never date a cereal dater
They tend to milk relationships.
Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
What cereal do you eat late in the fourth quarter?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch-Time
What do you call someone who likes anime and eats one type of cereal?
Did you hear about the guy who got caught having sex with a box of cereal?
He was found guilty of being a Chex Offender.
I'll show my self out...
Breaking News: Cereal Killer on the Loose
It is I, the cereal killer
What do you call someone who really likes to talk about cereals?
Here s a list of Adult Cereals
50 shades of grain
You ate all my cereal dad
What cereal do old people listen to?
What is a white supermacist‘s favorite cereal?
What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it?
What was a popular ancient Greek breakfast cereal?
Have you heard about the 80's pop duo who are now working in cereal distribution?
What do you call a priests favorite cereal?
How is Catelyn Stark like a breakfast cereal?
What's a pimp's favorite cereal?
Did you hear about the new BBQ flavored cereal?
They're called Mesquite-O's.. and its got a little bit of a bite to it.
...I'll show myself out.
Why did it take so long to catch the cereal killer?
Because of corn flaking evidence.
What is Hodor's favorite cereal?
Tried fruit in my cereal for the first time this morning.
For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...
You shouldn't put your expired cereals to the sink
because the sink might be Kellogged...
I finish each box of cereal before opening a new one...
I tried putting some nitroglycerin in my cereal this morning.
The taste was abominable.
What brand of cereal do Dinosaurs eat for breakfast?
What's a resistor's favorite breakfast cereal?
What's Frank Sinatra's favorite cereal?
What kind of cereal do racists eat?
My toddler asked for Life cereal
I obliged and poured a bowl and set it in front of her.
Toddler: "NO! I don't want the square cereal!"
Me: "too bad, that's life."
(Posted this once before in an ask Reddit thread about dad jokes, but felt I should share it here as well.)
I have an idea for a barbeque-flavoured breakfast cereal.
Which breakfast cereal is the most entertaining?
Went to the store yesterday and had some Life cereal among my groceries. After we paid I picked up the cereal box, looked my wife in the eyes and said, "I guess this is my Life now"