Cereal and parallel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siv314271
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Milk drowns cereal.

Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Cereal Killer Shirt reddit.com/gallery/j4v1c3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polar_mane_777
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do you call someone who eats cereal?

A cereal killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lh140904
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Thanos would be great at making cereal

As his Cereal would be perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buzz0016
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?

Algerios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y5K77G
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My son needed a history tutor, so I handed him some cereal and a scale

β€œTime to learn about Chex and balances”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleIroh_MD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My wife changed our cereal from Cheerios to Frosties, and I only noticed this morning

I felt a little out of the loop on that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egreaves14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"

She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"

I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"

She laughed so hard she choked on her food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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OMG this cereal is life!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nateda35
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I heard that Bran the cereal company is dying

I think the should re bran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/negramot_vincent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What’s a French person’s favourite cereal?

Huit-abix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontHateJustLove
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal

Honey nut cheerios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raztafarium
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Anybody heard about that bad batch of breakfast cereal?

It was a Total Recall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakiray6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My daughter came up with this! What's the coldest cereal?

Frosties.

So proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness

I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"

"A cereal killer" she replied.

I have taught her well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriggerHippie77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What’s Chewbacca’s favorite cereal?

Wookie Crisp.

Here I was thinking I was so clever for coming up with this and apparently the joke has been around for years. Damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Did you hear about the poodle that only ate cereal?

He was a corn dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What celebrity is always ready for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I'm frustrated with not being able to finish all of my cereal

I think I have irritable bowl syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What’s Snoop Dogs favorite cereal?

Weedies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsir18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Dad, did you open the cereal box?

No, it’s bran new!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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What do you call a dinosaur made out of cereal?

Tyrannosaurus Chex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crfxl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.

I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_normski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What is a cat's favorite cereal?

Mice Crispies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demiseofanubis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Was discussing groceries with my parents earlier tonight when my mom declared (of my dad), "he buys cereal then never eats it!"

I immediately interjected, "Wait: Are you saying dad is a cereal offenderβ€½"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riskable
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What's Conan's favorite cereal?

Cimmerian Toast Crunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FourthSalty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Explains why I don’t like that cereal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhukov41
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What was Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin' Bran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What’s a Thesaurus’s favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MF62SW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Which is the number 1 cereal brand in Asgard?

Bifrosties

*holy shit almost crapped my pants with excitement when I came up with this. GF not as excited, I'm counting on you guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xitruz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What is Chiang Kai-Shek's favorite cereal?

Generalissim O's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeNeia062
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call an infected bowl of cereal?

Ebola Cereal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luaqs
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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People only trust high ranking navy sailors. for instance there's Captain Morgan rum, Captain crunch cereal.... You never see seamen crunch!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sisterblisterblob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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