What’s a brit’s favorite cereal?
What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
Why did the young boy become a cereal killer?
My son and I were buying cereal...
We were looking at all the 'knock offs' in the giant bags and I told him that he'll never find a knock off of Chex cereal because people who make fake Chex get arrested!
How does cereal pay its bills?
My brother opens a box of cereals before finishing another, wasting them. Lets just say...
How does Reese eat her cereal?
I’m gonna buy cereal with my COVID relief money.
What do you call cereal that you hate?
What is an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Milk drowns cereal.
Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.
My wife changed our cereal from Cheerios to Frosties, and I only noticed this morning
I felt a little out of the loop on that one
Thanos would be great at making cereal
As his Cereal would be perfectly balanced, as all things should be
My son needed a history tutor, so I handed him some cereal and a scale
“Time to learn about Chex and balances”
My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?
OMG this cereal is life!!
I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"
She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"
I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"
She laughed so hard she choked on her food.
I heard that Bran the cereal company is dying
I think the should re bran.
I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness
I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"
"A cereal killer" she replied.
I have taught her well.
What’s a French person’s favourite cereal?
My daughter came up with this! What's the coldest cereal?
Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.
Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal
Anybody heard about that bad batch of breakfast cereal?
What celebrity is always ready for cereal?
What’s Chewbacca’s favorite cereal?
Wookie Crisp.
Here I was thinking I was so clever for coming up with this and apparently the joke has been around for years. Damn.
No one expected me to win the cereal eating competition
...but I've got some Trix up my sleeve
Inspired by a recent post here
I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.
Did you hear about the poodle that only ate cereal?
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.
I'm frustrated with not being able to finish all of my cereal
I think I have irritable bowl syndrome
What’s Snoop Dogs favorite cereal?
What do you call a dinosaur made out of cereal?
How does Reese eat her cereal?
What do you call someone who eats cereal?
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