OMG this cereal is life!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nateda35
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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My wife choked on her cereal this morning.

Nothing worse than Honey Bunches of Throats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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Anybody heard about that bad batch of breakfast cereal?

It was a Total Recall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakiray6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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What’s a French person’s favourite cereal?

Huit-abix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontHateJustLove
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal

Honey nut cheerios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raztafarium
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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My daughter came up with this! What's the coldest cereal?

Frosties.

So proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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No one expected me to win the cereal eating competition

...but I've got some Trix up my sleeve

Inspired by a recent post here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabuPineapple
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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I was hired to represent the hard outer layers of cereal grain in a positive light and by doing so help to increase awareness and sales.

I'm a bran ambassador.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Did you hear about the poodle that only ate cereal?

He was a corn dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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What’s Chewbacca’s favorite cereal?

Wookie Crisp.

Here I was thinking I was so clever for coming up with this and apparently the joke has been around for years. Damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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I walked downstairs to find my daughter eating cereal in complete darkness

I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"

"A cereal killer" she replied.

I have taught her well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriggerHippie77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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I'm frustrated with not being able to finish all of my cereal

I think I have irritable bowl syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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What’s Snoop Dogs favorite cereal?

Weedies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsir18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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What celebrity is always ready for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Dad, did you open the cereal box?

No, it’s bran new!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What do you call a dinosaur made out of cereal?

Tyrannosaurus Chex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crfxl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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What is a cat's favorite cereal?

Mice Crispies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demiseofanubis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Was discussing groceries with my parents earlier tonight when my mom declared (of my dad), "he buys cereal then never eats it!"

I immediately interjected, "Wait: Are you saying dad is a cereal offenderβ€½"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riskable
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What's Conan's favorite cereal?

Cimmerian Toast Crunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FourthSalty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.

I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_normski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Explains why I don’t like that cereal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zhukov41
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What is Chiang Kai-Shek's favorite cereal?

Generalissim O's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopeNeia062
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What’s a Thesaurus’s favorite cereal?

Synonym Toast Crunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MF62SW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Aisle for Cereal Adulterers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Which is the number 1 cereal brand in Asgard?

Bifrosties

*holy shit almost crapped my pants with excitement when I came up with this. GF not as excited, I'm counting on you guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xitruz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What was Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin' Bran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you call an infected bowl of cereal?

Ebola Cereal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luaqs
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Can birds sell cereal to children?

I don't know if one can, but toucan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drakeonaplane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Brother: *Eating froot loops for breakfast* Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Brother: What? Me: *chucks bowl of cereal*

Me: You cereal killer...

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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People only trust high ranking navy sailors. for instance there's Captain Morgan rum, Captain crunch cereal.... You never see seamen crunch!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sisterblisterblob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What is the strongest cereal brand?

Shredded wheat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I’m cereal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jankovskijr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What type of cereal does my nan eat?

Granola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurboAxolotl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What was Catelyn Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-PM_ME_SOMETHING-
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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What do you call a person who adds milk before cereal

A serial killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousef470
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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People get so heated up about whether the milk comes first in tea or cereal

Personally i prefer that the tea comes first, then the milk, and then the cereal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ductxtape
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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if cereal drowns in milk...

doesnt it make the milk a cereal killer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drdepression247
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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A new cereal is coming out for the lovers of fermented beverages.

BEERIOS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What is Thanos's favorite cereal?

Infinity pebbles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hknewt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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It's a USB: A Universal CEREAL Bus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObamaCare2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Never date a cereal dater

They tend to milk relationships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gampo-ish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamulan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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What cereal do you eat late in the fourth quarter?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch-Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelonglifter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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What do you call someone who likes anime and eats one type of cereal?

An oataku.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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Cereal killers, amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McMemelord420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who got caught having sex with a box of cereal?

He was found guilty of being a Chex Offender.

I'll show my self out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinite_one
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Breaking News: Cereal Killer on the Loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/00ACW
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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It is I, the cereal killer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/troymonster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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What do you call someone who really likes to talk about cereals?

A keen oat speaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awfullyawful
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Here s a list of Adult Cereals

50 shades of grain

porn flakes

rice frisky

weeniabix

captain munch

special D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keney001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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You ate all my cereal dad

You're a cereal killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robotfart1211
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What cereal do old people listen to?

Radi-Os

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What is a white supermacistβ€˜s favorite cereal?

Special KKK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexbeltran43
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it?

We tease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Adult Cereals. imgur.com/EcU2P18
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Disco_dog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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What was a popular ancient Greek breakfast cereal?

Heli-Os

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rezerox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Have you heard about the 80's pop duo who are now working in cereal distribution?

They're haulin' oats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alaginge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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What do you call a priests favorite cereal?

Praisin Bran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkkwraith
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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How is Catelyn Stark like a breakfast cereal?

She is Raisin Bran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmdr_Salamander
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Cereal killer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRubiksGamer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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My cereal bowls suck.

Because they breakfast.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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What's a pimp's favorite cereal?

Some CheeriHoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thee1fakemcoy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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This cereal is soggy af
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninja_Sushi_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Did you hear about the new BBQ flavored cereal?

They're called Mesquite-O's.. and its got a little bit of a bite to it.

...I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n8loller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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Why did it take so long to catch the cereal killer?

Because of corn flaking evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devcon4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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What is Hodor's favorite cereal?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikiekwoods
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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Tried fruit in my cereal for the first time this morning.

It was bananas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tunayafish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...

It's a rocky road.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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You shouldn't put your expired cereals to the sink

because the sink might be Kellogged...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ub_maple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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I finish each box of cereal before opening a new one...

I'm a cereal monogamist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_was_serious
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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I tried putting some nitroglycerin in my cereal this morning.

The taste was abominable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeBroccoli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What brand of cereal do Dinosaurs eat for breakfast?

Tyrannasaurus Chex!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vengecore
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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What's a resistor's favorite breakfast cereal?

Cheeriohms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaBravo124
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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What's Frank Sinatra's favorite cereal?

My Whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uga1980
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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What kind of cereal do racists eat?

Special KKK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeliciousDebris
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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My toddler asked for Life cereal

I obliged and poured a bowl and set it in front of her.

Toddler: "NO! I don't want the square cereal!"

Me: "too bad, that's life."

(Posted this once before in an ask Reddit thread about dad jokes, but felt I should share it here as well.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbarron81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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I have an idea for a barbeque-flavoured breakfast cereal.

I call it "Mesquite O's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amoreena23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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Which breakfast cereal is the most entertaining?

Amuesli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManyaraImpala
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Went to the store yesterday and had some Life cereal among my groceries. After we paid I picked up the cereal box, looked my wife in the eyes and said, "I guess this is my Life now"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/headstab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
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