7 Hilarious Quinoa Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Whats the opposite of quinoa?

Joaquin

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👤︎ u/shalyssa1

📅︎ Apr 04 2019

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Peta has a new militant wing, with the mission of enforcing vegan lifestyle..

It’s called Al-Quinoa

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👤︎ u/Beewthanitch

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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I was gonna make a joke about grains

But it was a little corny

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👤︎ u/batatassada567

📅︎ Oct 21 2020

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Every time I take pictures of wheat fields

...they always come out grainy.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan

📅︎ May 07 2020

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Why are American states a good place to shop in?

Because you won't find a single Q in any of them.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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I was asked to deliver the inaugural speech for this health food conference.

Really enjoyed being the quinoa speaker.

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👤︎ u/shrik

📅︎ Sep 18 2018

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Took my wife to Panera Bread for lunch...

Me: what is that in your salad, quinoa?

Wife: Some sort of ancient grain blend.

Me: I thought they only used fresh ingredients?

Wife: rolls eyes...

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👤︎ u/zrockstar

📅︎ Aug 11 2016

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