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︎ Apr 07 2021
My doctor has discovered that I'm allergic to rice.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...
Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy. One of them you could barley make out.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.
Must be from my Uncle Ben.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What is the happiest kind of rice?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I was looking forward to eat my rice bowl.
But my Brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.
I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What does rebellious rice always do?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I love Basmati rice....
I could eat it Tilda cows come home.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
A Mafia hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Have a Rice Day!
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︎ Aug 22 2020
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
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︎ Nov 09 2020
The Mafia killed a man in a rice field because of a dispute over a small trinket
It was a knick-knack paddy whack
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What do you call someone who only eats white rice?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I almost made a huge mistake applying to Rice University.
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Selenaโs New single, Rice Cream
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Tennis player Sampras needed rice wine and sent me to buy a bottle without giving me cash...
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My wife said she prefers brown rice
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Just got back from the supermarket - there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piรฑatas.
I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
My son refuses to eat rice if it in not white.
I said โSon, thatโs ricest!โ
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︎ Jun 28 2020
All rice!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Iโm going to start a brand of rice wine and Iโll call it for fucks.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
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︎ May 22 2020
I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
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︎ Jun 17 2020
During quarrantine I've really perfected how to make some heavenly rice.
I boil the hell out of it.
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︎ May 14 2020
The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice
I told her that sheโs rice-ist
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︎ Apr 21 2020
How do you know your Rice Crispies are stoned?
They go, "Snack, Popple, and Crap!"
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︎ May 29 2020
And together, we will rice
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︎ Sep 10 2019
My girlfriend hates brown rice and only eats white rice.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I really like shrimp-fried rice.
Itโs amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
My pastor wasnโt a fan of my new Jesus Riceโข
He said not to take the lords name in grain.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries...
And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.
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︎ May 08 2017
Me: Mom where do I find the rice in the store?
Mom: (points) you find it rice there.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Chicken-fried rice
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︎ Sep 09 2018
I'm sure it has been done, but chicken fried rice! Found at a resort tempenaki restaurant.
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︎ May 26 2019
What did the potato say to the rice
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I accidentally got rice in my headphone jack
Now all my music sounds Grainy
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︎ May 07 2019
My friend always sleeps with his head on a bag of rice
He said it was a type of pilau.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
I Just opened a card and a load of rice fell out the envelope
Itโs was from my uncle Ben
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︎ Jun 26 2020
A hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I donโt get why minute rice advertises that itโs โminuteโ.
Itโs just as small as other rice.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
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