I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....

He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My wife said she prefers brown rice

That’s just riceist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdBlamey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice

I told her that she’s rice-ist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoeJascoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My girlfriend hates brown rice and only eats white rice.

I’m dating a ricist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/in2diep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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The other day my friend was talking nonstop about how he didn’t like brown rice

So I told him to stop being ricest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrRedSpy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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My kids and I were at Costco this morning... We were looking for brown rice, they had only light brown rice... My son asked how they get light brown rice, to told him it was bi-rice-cial.... 😬
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Visionbuilder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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My daughter said she likes brown rice better than white rice.

I called her a riceist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I complained to my dad about how we were having brown rice for dinner...

He told me not to be so riceist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicbob57
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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My wife brought home sushi the other night.

Wife: I bought some with white rice and some with brown.

Daughter: I want white but that doesn't mean I'm racist.

Me: Don't you mean rice-ist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Got my wife at the table tonight.

We were finishing dinner as my 2 year old ate some white rice. We are always trying to work nutritional foods into his diet.

My wife: "Think he'd eat brown rice?"

Me: "No. He's a rice-ist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taco_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2016
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A Classic

Mom "I dont know what it is but I think White rice is so much better than brown rice"

Dad "Thats because your a riceist."

Silence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V0IDGaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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Got dad joked at Chipotle

Me: Steak burrito please.. Chipotle guy: White or brown rice sir? Me: Extra white rice please Chipotle guy: Sir, we only have the one shade of white rice

Took me a while to get it, but when I did, uugghhh. Much respect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macdaddydollaz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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Working the buffet...

Grabbing some white rice, yellow rice, and some brown rice along the way.

Daughter asks "Why are you getting some of each?"

"'Cos I'm all about ricial diversity."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthp8r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Friend got us good talking about food

A few friends and I were talking about our food preferences. One friend says, "White rice isn't that good for you, since most of the nutrients and fiber are taken away during the bleaching and processing. Brown rice is a lot better for you." Then my other friend replies, "You know what they call people like you in Australia? Ricest."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/right_in_two
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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While in line at Chipotle...

My son and I are waiting in line at Chipotle. This guy next to me starts to order. Guy behind the counter asks him what kind of rice he would like. Guy next to me looks at both, considering brown or white. "White rice" he says. I look him directly in the eyes, pause a moment, and state, loud enough for the line and the employees to hear, "That's rice-ist".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordpent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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Thanks dadjokes!

Tonight at dinner, daughter is looking for more sides. Wife gives her brown rice, I give her white. She gobbled them both up and wants more of both. Turn to my wife and say, so glad we have raised a child who is not riceist. Groans all around. Thanks dadjokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imperial_Stout
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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My daughter told me she didn't like brown rice.

I didn't realize I was raising a rice-ist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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I love rice, brown or white.

I'm not a ricist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelzie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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does this belong here

I prefer white rice over brown rice...am I riceist?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing_doughnut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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