My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. Itβs a viscous cycle.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
I accidentally dropped a whole pack of starch into the pot while cooking.
It was a thickening experience.
Since you liked the dino, I'll starch making regular submissions.
What did Mike Tyson say about why he hates corn starch?
"It thickens me."
There is a starch difference between Waffles and Pancakes.
Refined starches and dairy products...
are my bread and butter
Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are
Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch
... And George Harrison.
What do you call someone who only eats white rice?
Ricist
Me: Remember that cooking class we took a few months ago?
Wife: Sure, that was fun.
Me: Thyme flies.
If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?
Tony Starch
Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries...
And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
GRAINS!!!!!
I just rearranged my garden and put all my potted peppers next to the potatoes
I call them Pepper Pots and Tony Starch
I love rice, brown or white.
I'm not a ricist.
Did you know about the Ironing man?
His name is Tony Starch.
Did you hear about the cook onboard the USS Enterprise who spilled flour all over the galley?
He had a starch wreck.
Me: What would you do if I threw this potato at you?
Dad: I'd starch something.
