My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...

Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketCornbread
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I accidentally dropped a whole pack of starch into the pot while cooking.

It was a thickening experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmerzapfel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What did Mike Tyson say about why he hates corn starch?

"It thickens me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socrathustra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Since you liked the dino, I'll starch making regular submissions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENoland8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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There is a starch difference between Waffles and Pancakes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kohlio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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Refined starches and dairy products...

are my bread and butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arebee936
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do you call someone who only eats white rice?

Ricist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagginfiniti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I don’t carrot all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizartti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Me: Remember that cooking class we took a few months ago?

Wife: Sure, that was fun.

Me: Thyme flies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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If Iron man was a potato, what would he be called?

Tony Starch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notatrowawy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries...

And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

GRAINS!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qualum05
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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People say my jokes are corny

But I disagree, there’s a starch contrast between corny and funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redjai15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I just rearranged my garden and put all my potted peppers next to the potatoes

I call them Pepper Pots and Tony Starch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/republicofrad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Did you know about the Ironing man?

His name is Tony Starch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolpan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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I love rice, brown or white.

I'm not a ricist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelzie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Did you hear about the cook onboard the USS Enterprise who spilled flour all over the galley?

He had a starch wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justablur
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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Me: What would you do if I threw this potato at you?

Dad: I'd starch something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDopeKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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