Capitano Americano Medium, no sugar
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
Which tenor took his sugar pills every Sunday?
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it
So I used stevia instead.
Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
What's the saddest sugar?
Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."
Student: "The tea is too sweet."
Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"
Student: "In the tea!!"
Just blew the sugar off my doughnut...
My wife asked me to be her Sugar Daddy
I said I can only afford to be your Salt Bae
My doctor said my sugar is too high...
So I went home and put it in on a lower shelf
My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar.
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
I visited the doctor today and he told me my sugar was too high.
So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
"excuse me, is this sugar free?"
Cashier: No. You have to pay for it.
Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
Go ahead, ridicule me for not knowing what confectioner's sugar is.
My wife told me I had to pick between her and my sugar addiction.
I looked over, sadly, and said “Goodbye honey.”
Sugar free candies would be much cheaper without the sugar in it.
Why did the artist add sugar to his paint?
If sugar daddy gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy.
Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.
He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"
I wish sugar never would have been discovered...
There'd be a lot less suckers in the world.
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
What do you call a magical sugar?
I threw a fuzzy peach at his head and he said "that's not assault that's a sugar"
Spanish Satan ate too much sugar
So for Halloween I’m going to wear a baby carrier with a bag of sugar in it.
(cross post) I tried to come up with a pun for flour and sugar but I forgot.
I'll have to sift through my mind to find it.
My daughter was looking through the different sugars at a restaurant and asked me what the sugar substitute was.
I told her that it's who replaces the regular sugar when it calls out sick for work.
Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?
Jokes about sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar: demerara
Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar.
Puns about white sugar are rare, but puns about brown sugar?
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