What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..
But I don’t want to sugar coat it.
What do you call a sweet gun?
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
What does a vampire bite if he wants something sweet?
I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.
I replied, Perhaps mourning would...
My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
What did the bagel say when someone asked it if it was sweet?
I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
too sweet. not apple-tizing
I met a homeless person who smelled really sweet.
Sheep shouldn't eat sweets
As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...
They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.
Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!
My wife wanted me to start sweet talking to her everyday
I told her i can't because I'm diabetic
Something sweet I found in Texas
I have a huge sweet tooth, but only when my wife is around
I can never get enough brownie points
My grocery store had a great deal on baked sweets today
It’s really been a great cake day
What do you call a sweet person with a negative outlook?
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What's it called when an alligator drinks a hot sweet beverage?
Sweet revenge:) (also the edit is because I had to translate the message so sorry about that)
I bought a sweet potato and named it after myself.
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
I only eat sweets at night
Because I love dark chocolate
Unless sweet is your thing.
If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?
What two letters make up a sugary sweet?
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
What did the bald man exclaim when he had recieved a comb for a present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Why can't sweet Jimmy play downstairs?
He needs to use the stairway to havefun
Are you the guy who stole all the sweet potatoes?
Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on
Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"
After making love the other night, I told my spouse that I love when the whisper sweet things in my ear...
So my spouse leaned in close and whispered..."Syrup."
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
What did the bagel say when someone asked it if it was sweet?
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
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