This is one sweet pun
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A few sweet puns. Candy keep them rolling? instagram.com/p/BMKnZKbD0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sketti11
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Gimme some sweet karma for an account I'll never use again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idk_man_im_tired
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Columbus_Explorer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What did the Sweet Potato say when it gained consciousness?

I think therefore I Yam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/symbologythere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I've always hated the song "Sweet Dreams"

But who am I to disagree?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThiccLastiGirl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Ultimatum...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What’s a monsters favorite kind of sweets?

Dead velvet cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomboy_5097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Just bought a Sweet Car Online...

Previously owned by Neil Diamond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why did the sweet potato cross the road?

So that it could be the other side. Courtesy of my 6 year old. I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watchtheedge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to dis-a-brie?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation?

β€œI’m in bread.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?

Reali-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a sweet gun?

Dessert Eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Staters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I’d say something sweet about the new Jacket I got for Christmas..

But I don’t want to sugar coat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectorPK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well

Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bicatlantis7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What does a vampire bite if he wants something sweet?

A necktarine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hevlerius73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Did you hear about that famous chocolate factory owner who suffered from a penis accident?

He's known as Willy Wonky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalseAladeen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.

Because it's For a Yam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.

I replied, Perhaps mourning would...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Sweet memories
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahim16
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why was the cookie missing his friend?

Because he’d been a wafer too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_626
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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My friend knows just who he can trust in the seedy part of town to get him safe candy and sweets...

He has treat smarts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Sweet Home Alabama
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnacksAttacked
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I heard Chinese joke.

It was a sweet-sour experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/35mmPirate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YankeesFan80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Dane-No-Gain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Sheep shouldn't eat sweets

They get diableates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I met a homeless person who smelled really sweet.

He was a cinnamon bum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it

So I used stevia instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodHippo9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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My grocery store had a great deal on baked sweets today

It’s really been a great cake day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wakes09
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Something sweet I found in Texas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoTheAngryToe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.

It's a viscous cycle.


My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.

I took what he said with a grain of salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/battebatmand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Such a sweet song
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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As an archaeologist, I could instantly tell the people of the ancient world were into sweet things...

They used a mortar and PEZ-tle.

Yeah, it's dumb but it sure beats a repost!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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MY DAUGHTER KEPT COMPLAINING FOR DAYS ABOUT A MONSTER UNDER HER BED

So I drank it and told her to stop hiding cans😀

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AboutKemosabe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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My wife wanted me to start sweet talking to her everyday

I told her i can't because I'm diabetic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to diss a brie?

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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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