They just don’t taste right!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gacha_gurlOwO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What smells like feet and tastes like fish?

Shoe-shi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wentcamping
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Did you know frogs taste like beer?

They're full of hops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste.

Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Why does novacaine taste so good?

Cuz its nummy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5YearApril
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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How do shoes taste?

With their tongues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benswimmin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I need help - What does digital coffee taste like

I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Making stale bread taste better is easy

Piece of toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I have bad taste...

No seriously I have covid and everything tastes like a soggy cracker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SendNoobz97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese

But their fawn do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poolguytipp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"

"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I had a job as a taste tester in a distillery....

... but I found the work staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binayakhero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What does a beer taste without yeast in it?

Unbeerable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wunderbraten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...

It didn't end well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...

... I found the work too Thyme consuming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I wonder how he tastes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtiffmeister
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Everyone talks about Saudi's expensive tastes

And Shia's cheap thrills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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So, my dad has no taste buds...

But he's got a ton of taste pals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I tried to taste the hot light bulb

But I got my tungstenned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Have you guys ever wondered how a nose tastes?

It doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aleccV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Visiting my parents for the first time since COVID. He has taken up cropdusting people and proclaiming, "Surprise health check." To make sure you can smell and/or taste still.

Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infuuri
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Who said tahini makes everything taste better

Sesame!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goosetina
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Advertising catered to my tastes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealCodezz
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?

They’re a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kswenning
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was just ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perseus_Turambar
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bored_Blod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why does my steak taste bad?

Cuz I forgot the thyme when cooking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Tangerineman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What is yellow, but tastes like red paint

Yellow paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why did the car taste of strawberries?

Because it was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/avataraustin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why do frogs taste like beer?

Cause they are full of hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer

Because they’re full of hops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What tastes better than it smells?

Your tongue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?

Because there a littler meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What smells better then it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinker222
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

It’s just a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMenAreCool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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