How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Have you guys ever wondered how a nose tastes?

It doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aleccV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?

Because there a littler meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Advertising catered to my tastes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealCodezz
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...

His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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I have an Oddish taste for puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightofKingJames
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was just ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perseus_Turambar
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

It’s just a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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What do fireworks taste like?

They are an explosion of flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Why did the car taste of strawberries?

Because it was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?

They’re a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kswenning
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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My taste needs to evolve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thk_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What smells better then it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinker222
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Why does my steak taste bad?

Cuz I forgot the thyme when cooking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Tangerineman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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What is yellow, but tastes like red paint

Yellow paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What beverage tastes best watered down?

Water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Since everyone has started washing their hands, door knobs just don’t taste the same.

Sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floppywinky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What does fish taste best with?

It’s mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoggyOfAustralia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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My daughter asked why arugula tastes peppery

I explained glucosinolates to her, but pointed out that I’m not a rocket scientist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eeldrop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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My wife always thinks adding more herbs makes the food taste better.

She makes the same mistake; thyme and thyme again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YottaDren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Why was the cheese nervous about the taste test?

Because he knew he’d be grated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?

It's just a little meteor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch57113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Philidelphia tastes better than Daisy

Because sweet creams are made of cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealtechnird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/avataraustin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What does wookie meat taste like?

Chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Cheap contrived puns about mushrooms are nearly always in spore taste
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My girlfriend can't stand the tap water. She says it tastes too metallic.

I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacAtack3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I don't want to taste it tbh

https://preview.redd.it/4qvuttmtw8041.png?width=2259&format=png&auto=webp&s=902dd08bf2137da3ec65220627d1339fe83d8501

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironporkchop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs

gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb-m
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Have you heard about the new crackers you can see but can’t taste or digest?

Yeah... they’re called HoloGrahams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What does clownfish taste like?

It probably tastes funny.

Something my son actually asked and without thinking, I responded. I blame this sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverMuchLoveOT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Dad: Does this milk taste funny.

Kid: sips milk yeah a little.

Dad: frowns Must be clowns milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormtrooperMJS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bored_Blod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What do numbers taste like?

Well if you've tasted 1 you've tasted them all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rickapacolypse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What fish tastes best with peanut butter...

Jellyfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Awful taste but great Exeggutor (Execution)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikehosy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Have you ever noticed how broken glass tastes like blood?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mossaic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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A taste to die for imgur.com/6EaG8bY
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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What's red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/villareale52
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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It's hard to define how Soylent Green tastes

It varies from person to person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What looks like an apple, smells like an apple, tastes like an apple but you should never eat it?

Someone else’s apple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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β™« Rum raisin, how come you taste so good? β™«
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Maria's taste in music

I have a childhood friend called Maria. Lately she found her spiritual side and because of this all of her preferences changed. What kind of music do you think she listen to now? MariaCHI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rch99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I have a recurring dream that I lose the ability to taste, see, smell, hear and feel.

My wife says it's nonsense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepixelcat2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I baked, this time I added a hint of spice (It tastes better than it looks)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

Because it was ground just a few minutes ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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It honestly doesn't taste great but the pun is appreciated
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πŸ‘€︎ u/worm-food
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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No wonder my coffee tastes like dirt

It was ground this morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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"Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud?"

"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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I am a professional tea and pork taste tester.

It is my ex-pork-tea after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FizyFuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Tastes like pwaberries
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lockwood-2
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

Yes sir, it's fresh ground!

EDIT: taken from Jokeriot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Tastes like ass...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontFear_Respect
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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These Snoozeberries taste like Snoozeberries
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CNAtion96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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How does cow tongue taste?

Probably not well because it’s no longer attached to the cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fancypirate8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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β€œThis coffee tastes like dirt!”

β€œWell it was just ground this morning.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaxxisR
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why does salt make everything taste better

Because it's sodi-yummm!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzznugget20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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2 cannibals were eating a clown. 1 looked at the other and said β€œDoes this taste funny to you?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanoutdoorsnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!

Waiter: But it was ground this morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/visionweaver
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What do you call a male potato with a taste for tyranny?

A dick-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I let my kids taste coke for the first time...

... little shits blew the powder everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleep_adict
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why does an asteroid taste better than a comet ?

Because it's meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deliquipykungpoo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Two snowmen decide to have cake for dessert. One snowman spits some out saying it tastes like boogers. The other snowman says.

Well, it’s carrot cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anton7ram
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Could you imagine a metalworker who bites his tongue but then cannot quite place the metallic taste of his blood?

It's irony

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Do clowns taste funny to cannibals?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asguardia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I was wondering if Shrek would taste any good

Then I realized he’d probably be meaty ogre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I don't know about you, but lukewarm milk tastes udderly awful!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Me: "This coffee tastes like dirt."

Dad: "That's because it was ground this morning."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Awful taste but great execution
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mooshi_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do Leeks taste like?

Like Water, since the boat is sinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What’s the first thing a newborn tastes?

Umami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-heph
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My wife was wondering what her breast milk tastes like, so she asked the baby. And he told her...

Umami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveberzack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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I am from Britain and visited America last week. I noticed that the ketchup tastes extremely bad,

In heinz-sight I should have brought my own

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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How does a hotel room taste?

Suite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketloungechair
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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What do you call a cup of Espresso which tastes alright ?

Espresso-so

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What do you call tea that tastes like freedom?

LiberTEA

(Im not sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReksaiMo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

Because it was just ground this morning

πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeodardoDicaprio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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β€œWaiter, this coffee tastes like MUD!”

β€œOh really? Well, it was GROUND this morning.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc1nc4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Son, do you know why yogurt has such great taste?

It's got culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What do oranges taste like?

Bite em and see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ministroni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Everyone said the pill that I synthesized tastes bad, but I didn't believe them

So they gave me a taste of my own medicine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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For some time, I have been very interested in the taste of wood from old clocks

While many have found this unique my wife finds this time consuming.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saladbbar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I recently became sick, so all of my senses are messed up and food tastes different than it used to

I guess my taste buds are now just taste acquaintances

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What would a brain taste like?

It'd taste like you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aeison
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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What tastes better than chocolate?

A tongue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egglamation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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What’s it called when your burps taste like mice?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blessedathiest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMenAreCool
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

πŸ‘︎ 76
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What smells better than it tastes?

Your nose.

πŸ‘︎ 84
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πŸ‘€︎ u/expressionless420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What smells better than it tastes?

A nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0u3f
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?

Because a moon rock is a little meteor

πŸ‘︎ 54
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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