They just don’t taste right!
What smells like feet and tastes like fish?
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
Did you know frogs taste like beer?
3 months since I had COVID and I’ve still got very little sense of taste.
Sometimes I just find myself settling down on the sofa, opening up Netflix and sticking on Friends
Why does novacaine taste so good?
I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
Making stale bread taste better is easy
I have bad taste...
No seriously I have covid and everything tastes like a soggy cracker.
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
"Waiter, this boiled egg tastes funny"
"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "
I had a job as a taste tester in a distillery....
... but I found the work staggering.
What smells better than it tastes?
What does a beer taste without yeast in it?
A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
Everyone talks about Saudi's expensive tastes
So, my dad has no taste buds...
But he's got a ton of taste pals!
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
Have you guys ever wondered how a nose tastes?
Visiting my parents for the first time since COVID. He has taken up cropdusting people and proclaiming, "Surprise health check." To make sure you can smell and/or taste still.
Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.
Who said tahini makes everything taste better
Advertising catered to my tastes
Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Music puns are an acquired taste
Not many people know this, but Boy George had a taste for exotic and somewhat illegal Indian cuisine...
His favourite was the Korma Chameleon.
Why does my steak taste bad?
Cuz I forgot the thyme when cooking.
What is yellow, but tastes like red paint
Why did the car taste of strawberries?
I was going to recommend these chips but they taste like ass.
Why do frogs taste like beer?
Cause they are full of hops.
I like to eat frogs, they taste like beer
Because they’re full of hops
What tastes better than it smells?
Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?
Because there a littler meteor.
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
What smells better then it tastes?
Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?
It’s just a little meteor.
What smells better than it tastes?
What smells better than it tastes?
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