Because his pH was greater than 7.
I've gotten better.
Because baby bok choy gets all the attention.
You could say I'm a saw loser.
How utterly radicchio-less.
Which came the reply "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
I just wanna see my sun!
I really hope they "make-up."
I hopped to it!
He just flipped.
My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.
I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.
So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.
The look on her face was priceless!
I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
Hehe
The decision was a piece of cake.
We're both bitter and drunk in the mornings.
It was mugged.
So I packed up my stuff and right!
Despairagus
I’ve never had coffee but it smells nice.
Fast to wake me up when there’s donuts!
Don't be bitter about dank puns. Danke. Bitte.
It's left me feeling bitter and twisted
We were making pancake mix and it was a little thick, so I was pouring milk and stirring to get a better consistency. Once I got a good mix she said
"That's better"
I look up and say
"No, that's batter"
She hit me.
You're bitter, but I like you.
(credit to my coworker who is a walking, talking dad joke)
It became bitter.
It was a party mostly with parents and their children.
A kid (about 5 years old) stubbed his toe and started crying.
One of the dads said, “Oh, you stubbed your toe? Want to to call the toe truck?”
I know it’s not fresh, but I laughed my ass off and was slightly bitter that I didn’t think of it.
I haven't slept since last year and I'm EXHAUSTED!
Says to the landlord "A pint of bitter please". Gets his beer & says "I shouldn't be having this with wot I've got". Landlord says "wots that then?" Man says "15p"!
Fangst.
But I don’t like the bitter taste of de-feet
My folks came up to visit. My mom flubbed the coffee, putting the grounds in the water chamber and she had to disassemble it and clean it before making coffee. Once we had piping hot cups all around my dad chimes in with this:
"You know, messing up the coffee is grounds for divorce."
Some might call it old fashioned but I enjoy my bourbon with a dash of bitters and a sugar cube
The Lemon was very bitter.
Reali-tea....
Ground up and in the freezer
Without a penis.
