Acerb Puns

It was like his crowd work when u see the master live. Im wondering if daddy doing less spots in lesser clubs since then has made him less vicious.

It doesn't help that she married a ****. What books, fiction or non-fiction, will show me that I am not wrong to feel bewildered and upset at the loss of my BFF of eight long years? Thank you in advance.

People love their speed > over their medical insurance.

I’ve seen this book on lists of scary books and of memoirs before but can’t for the life of me remember the name. IIRC the author was a teen girl who expressed a lot of annoyance and I think rights about wanting to meet the devil?

I think it's fair to say that, generally speaking, r/gallifrey is a safe haven for fans of the 12th Doctor, and a bad word said about Capaldi or his performance can only be spoken in hushed tones unless you want to be duly shunned from the community. But a sentiment I see a lot fairly regularly is that, even those who view the 12th Doctor as one of their favourite incarnations, will generally prefer his post-Last Christmas personality, where he begins to soften and become more of an approachable figure. I, on the other hand, love his S8 persona.

Don't get me wrong, I both appreciate his character development through the series (S9 is easily my favourite series overall) and I fully understand why a lot of people struggled with his initial character. He is, purposefully, a total whiplash, going from the 'cute' and child-like 11th Doctor to an incarnation you're actively not meant to like or trust. But I personally relished that change. It was exhilarating in a way the show hadn't necessarily been for several years to suddenly have a lead character who was no longer predictably 'good'. The closest we came previously was the Time Lord Victorious which, on screen at least, lasted all of half an episode. Pretty much throughout S8 you're never quite sure just what lengths the 12th Doctor will go to to achieve his goals.

What I find fascinating about him though is he's simultaneously the incarnation with both the least and most artifice. Prior to his debut Moffat and Capaldi talked about a 'stripped back' incarnation that was no longer being nice for nice sake (which, to this day, continues to colour how I view the 13th Doctor). But what I also appreciate in the way Capaldi plays him is that this is wholly a facade in itself. There are so many moments, typically with Clara, where he fully regresses into being little more than a scared child, or, perhaps more accurately, a scared teenager that is just lashing out at the world because they don't fully understand themselves. I often think back to that scene at the end of Mummy on the Orient Express with him and Clara on the beach, and you're still not quite sure if he did save everyone, but he comes across as so reticent and self-effacing that you feel like you have to believe in him.

Again, I know it really wasn't everyone's cup of tea and for the sake of the show it couldn't have really continued much longer than it did, but there is a part of me that wishes the 12th Doctor had retained a bit more of that bi

I just relistened to all of MDWAP and I’m wondering if anyone has any other British recommendations, if there are any, of shooting-the-shit-type or diving into topics while being funny. I know there’s plenty of American ones but I’m in the mood for more of that British “humour”.

If none, maybe just good British comedy in general. Not opposed to dirty shows but it’s not required.

EDIT: More than any other thinker (before him), N emphasized continuity between Judaism and Christianity and set into motion the notion Judeo-Christian [Judenchristlich] whatever.

Yes I just learned that word and I am going to abuse it

>- Why did they ruin what could have been such an awesome game? This ugly mess is hot garbage. What a lucky coincidence that April 6th just so happens to be trash day for me.
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>- Oddworld Inhabitants has been making the exact same game over and over for going on 25 years now. PLEASE try something else, you guys. I promise we'll give it a chance.
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> - Literally NOBODY was asking for this. Leave this game in the past. Also, let the game do the talking if it's so great (not some desperate voice over)
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>- this is trash
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>- While watching, I said to myself "this looks like a game I do not want to play". But for free i'll definitely at least give it a few minutes.
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>- I'm not going to lie. Nothing about the Oddworld games have ever looked fun to me. Unfortunately the trailer for this one didn't do anything to change my mind. Cool for those that are excited for it though.
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>- They need to stop talking about this game
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>- Looting and crafting in Oddworld fuck off.
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>- This is a wasted slot as far as I’m concerned. The game looks incredibly dull and Lanning’s a dick.
I won’t be playing it even for free.
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>- An Exoddus remake could have been so exciting. Best in the series by a distance imo. So disappointing how this is turning out.
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>- these games are just so unappealing to m
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>- I just can't get excited for this at all. I can't believe this game is still being made. Drab, buff Mac and me. Cool for fans of course just not my jam.
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>- It's 2021... why are we talking about Oddworld?
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>- Someone really really loves oddworld.
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>- How many minutes of this 30 did Abe just get? TOO FUCKING MANY
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>- I guess at least it's free in April....Still likely won't play it
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>- How many times do we need to see a breakdown of Oddworld? lol
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>- It was never good. First one at least was unique and had great atmosphere. but it was terrible to play

Sources: https://youtu.be/23fDmggOajM https://www.resetera.com/threads/playstation-the-ps5-version-of-oddworld-soulstorm-is-one-of-your-playstation-plus-games-for-april.385076/ [https://www.neogaf.com/threads/sony-state-

^^

Well, as I feel like I have an opportunity coming up to move away from my parents I finally feel comfortable sharing a little bit about them, so let's get two done in one post and describe why I'm asking this question, for better clarity and to share a small story, shall we?

Recently I was having trouble coming up with the time to get a package out to USPS. It was a return on eBay and so it was free, just slap a return label on the envelope I already paid for, give it to the USPS man and walk out. No cost besides driving down there and taking a few steps. Done and easy. I basically had paved the whole way for myself or someone who wanted to help to get it done in a flash.

I couldn't get much time because she had a child a few years ago who is now five. She's apparently struggling to get her into daycare and has been trying for the past two months. I say apparently because it's pretty obvious to me she's continuously lying to keep her home and get free daycare out of me but that's a story for another day. So when she goes to work every day, I have to stay home and watch her kid. I don't have a car so this basically means almost every day I'm stuck at home all day and can't go anywhere unless I get up way earlier than normal and get back before they leave. I could go at night because they're home when I'm not working that night... if every post office under the sun didn't close at like 4 PM. I left on the one day I could return my package, but couldn't as the label had gotten destroyed. How it got destroyed it a totally different and kind of funny story. Coming home defeated with nowhere else to print the label and, mom happily offered to print it for me, looking back it was like she was almost eager to do it, like somehow doing it would make her day better. I'm starting to see that as a huge red flag I totally missed, but I didn't really have a choice to look into the situation. By my one day to leave next week the return would already expire, so it was either that or cancel the return... I get a notification from eBay on my phone the package is shipped, so everything's good right?

Nope. Fast-forward to today, she seemed pissed about it, like sending that package stubbed her toe or some shit. And then she plays the "we can't do this your whole life, stop depending on us" yada yada even though

1. I can barely leave and we both knew there was a deadline coming up

2. SHE FUCKING OFFERED, she ASKED if she could help!

TL;DR Mom happy to help with thi