What kind of rocks are sour?
Limestone!
This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Why do some Middle Easterners like sour milk?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Hope this doesnβt sour our relationship.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Why are lemon juice and vinegar so sour?
People keep tripping acid
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︎ Jan 14 2020
I can't decide if this joke is swede or sour.
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︎ Jul 28 2018
They are acting a bit sour don't you think
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What do you call a German who is mad at everything ?
A Sour-Kraut (Sauerkraut)
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Only whine comes from sour grapes
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︎ Jan 08 2019
What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Sarcasm is really SOUR-casm
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︎ Jan 17 2019
My grandma has this crazy idea about an apple thatβs sour and way better than any other apple.
But we just call that Grannyβs myth.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
If a soda company wants to release a new flavour
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice
They were really sour about it
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︎ Jul 21 2020
βWould you like to have sour cream, bacon, and chives on your potato?β
βThatβs a loaded question.β
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Why does sour milk smell funny?
Because it turns into a cheesy joke.
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︎ Oct 06 2018
This is cheesy
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︎ Feb 07 2020
How do you inter a burrito?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What do you call an angry German
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︎ May 02 2015
My 4 year old daughterβs first dad joke...Why did the dinosaur eat vegetables and fruit?
Because he didnβt like sour mice.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.
One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What do you call an EMT with a sour attitude?
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︎ Sep 07 2017
My son walked in and matter of factly stated, βDad, Iβm thirstyβ
Me(instantly): Is that a statement of fact or a request for something to drink?
(Oh how the sour look that he had been duped by a dad joke)
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︎ May 15 2020
Finally came up with a name for my sour, fig-flavored candy.
Fig Puckers
I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one
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︎ Jul 01 2016
What do you give a sick lemon?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
My girlfriend has been experimenting with fermentation and the other day she made a bread from scratch.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Bread and toes
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︎ Oct 08 2019
What if Dinosaurs were really sweet and it's not fair that we called them a dino-sour?
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︎ Apr 16 2015
Sour cream container came with its own dad joke
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︎ Sep 01 2015
Sour Cream
So my mom tells my dad to throw out the sour cream because it went bad. While throwing it out, he said "How can it go bad, the whole thing is sour! I mean, can it get any worse?" I love him.
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︎ Nov 22 2013
I hope this doesn't make anyone sour!
A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"
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︎ Feb 26 2014
Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.
I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
What is the most communist dressing?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
What do you call Chinese food from Europe
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Pure-bread Crocodile
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︎ Jul 08 2018
What do you call an angry German?
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