What kind of rocks are sour?

Limestone! This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnkirk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store

But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why do some Middle Easterners like sour milk?

It's curdish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diehardpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Hope this doesn’t sour our relationship.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaBaronDV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why are lemon juice and vinegar so sour?

People keep tripping acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamantcondition
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I can't decide if this joke is swede or sour.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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They are acting a bit sour don't you think
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethonio1231
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What do you call a German who is mad at everything ?

A Sour-Kraut (Sauerkraut)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Only whine comes from sour grapes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frivel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bocaj_reload
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Sarcasm is really SOUR-casm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frivel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My grandma has this crazy idea about an apple that’s sour and way better than any other apple.

But we just call that Granny’s myth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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If a soda company wants to release a new flavour

they can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Santak1ng
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice

They were really sour about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angoram
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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β€œWould you like to have sour cream, bacon, and chives on your potato?”

β€œThat’s a loaded question.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why does sour milk smell funny?

Because it turns into a cheesy joke.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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This is cheesy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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How do you inter a burrito?

Sour cremation.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Imagine having a job at a Candy Store

That would be sweet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do you call an angry German

A sour kraut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michael121425
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Left a bad taste in my mouth, I'm kind of sour about it. imgur.com/vP9mcuL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missa_doodikins
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2015
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My 4 year old daughter’s first dad joke...Why did the dinosaur eat vegetables and fruit?

Because he didn’t like sour mice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.

One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTRA2018
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What do you call an EMT with a sour attitude?

Lemon-Aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Dubbleu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2017
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My son walked in and matter of factly stated, β€œDad, I’m thirsty”

Me(instantly): Is that a statement of fact or a request for something to drink?

(Oh how the sour look that he had been duped by a dad joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aph603
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Finally came up with a name for my sour, fig-flavored candy.

Fig Puckers

I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panthermilk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemonaid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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My girlfriend has been experimenting with fermentation and the other day she made a bread from scratch.

It's a bit sour, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abiatar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Bread and toes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apenibba2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What if Dinosaurs were really sweet and it's not fair that we called them a dino-sour?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentpl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2015
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Sour cream container came with its own dad joke

"Creams do come true"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ze_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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Sour Cream

So my mom tells my dad to throw out the sour cream because it went bad. While throwing it out, he said "How can it go bad, the whole thing is sour! I mean, can it get any worse?" I love him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomtime471
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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I hope this doesn't make anyone sour!

A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"

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Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.

The bread was sour dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.

I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What is the most communist dressing?

sOUR CREAM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/john_joe_young
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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What do you call Chinese food from Europe

Sweden sour chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gay_is_gay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Pure-bread Crocodile
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KommandantKurt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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What do you call an angry German?

A Sour Kraut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerAndJameson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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