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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pollworker54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today

They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I'd like to tell you my favorite tongue-twister.

But it's hard to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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A pun that really flows off the tongue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandbag747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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The world tongue twister champion got arrested

I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?

Man, I'm thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Why is it my mother tongue and not my father tongue?

Because my mom doesn't allow my dad to say anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moiKeshav
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion

If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Did you know a cat’s tongue is rough?

You’d think it’d be meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limelight_019283
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...

...they say he will be given a tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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My dog cut his tongue.

Now he's got a crease in his pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he ate the pizza before it was cool 😎

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion

I imagine they'll give him a long sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imagoblinshark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Isn’t it weird how cats tongues are so rough

You’d think they’d be meow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalebsantos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate his breakfast before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katayda13
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.

They said he'll be given a tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Sitting in the ER with my son last night, he got me with this one. I was trying to lift his spirits and was pointing out all the crazy equipment they have in the room. I said "Oh look. They have tongue depressers." He says "Those won't work on me." I asked why and he says...

"I'm on antidepressants."

He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.

Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blamethedog16
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I recently tried on some new shoes and I told the salesman they felt a bit snug. He told me to try pulling the tongue.

β€œOK,” I said, β€œbuth I don’th know how thith will helpth”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.

I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I cut my tongue so badly it needs surgery to fix!

I can't tell you how much it hurts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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How did the hipster burn their tongue?

Ate their meal before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Binger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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A joke from my daughter: Where does a tongue go to drop off its old clothes?

The Salivation Army

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidRadicchio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Who ever taught my kids to hold their tongue and say things......

You were born on a pirate ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beergelden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Tip of my tongue

Guys, help me out here. I can't remember the name of this old action movie. Bilbo Baggins has to stop a terrorist plot and save his wife in the Nakatomi Towers. Oh, that's it.

Old Hobbits Die Hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigchefpeter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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What made the tongue sad at the doctor’s office?

The doctor brought out the tongue depressor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Waffle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I just used a tongue depressor

Now everything tastes sad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstChAoS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My tongue swelled up after eating dehydrated patella

The doctor said it was a knee jerk reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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"Watch Your Tongue", Digital Art, 3600x3600px
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arty298
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Can You Say These Four Words Out Loud Really Fast Without Getting Tongue Twisted?

Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hour4masterpiece
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Why can't your tongue be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanze01
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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How does cow tongue taste?

Probably not well because it’s no longer attached to the cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fancypirate8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What makes a good tongue twister?

Well, it’s hard to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Studies say it’s hard to breathe fast while your tongue is out

Good dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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How did the tongue depressor get its name?

Because it stops your tongue from lolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FieryFruitcake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.

I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwinvias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident.

I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kajinator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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How did the Hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank coffee before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdee43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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