I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
But it's hard to say.
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
- Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museum’s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings they’ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
- Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
- Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words you’ve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Man, I'm thor.
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
Because my mom doesn't allow my dad to say anything
You’d think it’d be meow.
Now he's got a crease in his pants.
You’d think they’d be meow
"I'm on antidepressants."
He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
“OK,” I said, “buth I don’th know how thith will helpth”
I can't tell you how much it hurts!
The Salivation Army
You were born on a pirate ship.
Guys, help me out here. I can't remember the name of this old action movie. Bilbo Baggins has to stop a terrorist plot and save his wife in the Nakatomi Towers. Oh, that's it.
Old Hobbits Die Hard.
The doctor brought out the tongue depressor
Now everything tastes sad
Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed
The doctor said it was a knee jerk reaction
Because then it would be a foot.
Well, it’s hard to say.
Probably not well because it’s no longer attached to the cow.
Good dog
I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
Because he ate the pizza before it was cool 😎
I imagine they'll give him a long sentence
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
He ate his breakfast before it was cool.
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
Ate their meal before it was cool.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
