What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Real_Normal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....

It's simple meth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.

Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed

To be honest this is pretty demolarizing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyHandsAreOrange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsrigdic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What's a bear with no Teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OWPMadRuski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?

He said he was Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myztero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B33_H1V3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Some people have 32 teeth. Some have 6

It's simple meth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?

With flossils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demonicplanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a bear without teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedWing_16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.

However it was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a dog’s back teeth?

Canine canines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qquestionable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My sister asked "When do my wisdom teeth come in?"

"If they haven't yet, its probably because Amazon shipping has been delayed." I said.

As she was laughing, I shrugged. "I thought that was a good one. I just came to me," I paused, "Probably because I have Prime."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brosengr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Crooked teeth are criminal

Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgetothewild
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.

To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodNamedBob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?

The dentist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My wife decided to keep her wisdom teeth..

Doesn't sound very wise to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyDumbHumor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?

Steak tartar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PercivalFailed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrescoIX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with your sister"

Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Soter_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a tree without teeth?

A gumtree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wetfingernails
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.

β€œHow?” I asked.

He said β€œBrace yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnchartedQuasar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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You're not allowed to eat teeth

It's for-bitten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naruasa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.

I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xknav3x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Dentist: This is extraordinary! You don’t seem to have any teeth at all!

Woman: I’m here for a smear test

Dentist: oh that’s next door!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTAD2108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkspoooon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LocalSalesRep
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

a gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ivy_ally
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SjansenKW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear🐻🐻🐻

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meowzyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What red and bad for your teeth?

A brick...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetaW0LF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What's red and bad for your teeth ?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear

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