What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Real_Normal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2021
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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....

It's simple meth.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.

Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/assafstone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed

To be honest this is pretty demolarizing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyHandsAreOrange
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beekeeper-of-secrets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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What's a bear with no Teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OWPMadRuski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Talon184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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What did the Superhero say when he got all his teeth knocked out?

He said he was Thor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/myztero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?

With flossils.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/demonicplanet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.

However it was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a dog’s back teeth?

Canine canines

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/qquestionable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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My sister asked "When do my wisdom teeth come in?"

"If they haven't yet, its probably because Amazon shipping has been delayed." I said.

As she was laughing, I shrugged. "I thought that was a good one. I just came to me," I paused, "Probably because I have Prime."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brosengr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2020
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Crooked teeth are criminal

Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bridgetothewild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2020
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I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.

To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GodNamedBob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?

The dentist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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My wife decided to keep her wisdom teeth..

Doesn't sound very wise to me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyDumbHumor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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What’s the hard stuff that develops on cows’ teeth?

Steak tartar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PercivalFailed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2020
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I told the dentist my teeth were hurting so he told me to go home and drink some Whiskey

So I gave it a shot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrescoIX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with your sister"

Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Soter_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a tree without teeth?

A gumtree

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wetfingernails
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.

β€œHow?” I asked.

He said β€œBrace yourself.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UnchartedQuasar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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You're not allowed to eat teeth

It's for-bitten.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Naruasa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2020
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Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.

I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xknav3x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20 2020
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Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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Dentist: This is extraordinary! You don’t seem to have any teeth at all!

Woman: I’m here for a smear test

Dentist: oh that’s next door!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LTAD2108
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/forkspoooon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2021
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsrigdic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B33_H1V3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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Some people have 32 teeth. Some have 6

It's simple meth.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LocalSalesRep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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What do you call a bear without teeth?

A Gummy Bear!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RedWing_16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

a gummy bear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_ivy_ally
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05 2020
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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SjansenKW
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear🐻🐻🐻

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Individual-Athlete88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2020
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Meowzyu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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What red and bad for your teeth?

A brick...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BetaW0LF
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2020
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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IUSECAPSWHENIAMHIGH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2020
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What's red and bad for your teeth ?

A brick

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ikissedtaylorswift
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2020
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