False Teeth Puns

A list of puns related to "False Teeth"

My mother's mother lost her false teeth at the retirement home. We searched the place everywhere but couldn't find them.

We looked in every nook and granny!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 21 2020
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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Presidentures

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👤︎ u/danwright32
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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How to get your kids to give you their ice cream?

When we were kids, my dad used to dare us to bite our ice cream without wincing. Obviously we couldn't. Then he took a bite of our ice cream (all 4 of us), his face staying straight as if it was nothing. We were always in awe and dared him to bite our ice cream every time we goes to the milk bar (creamerie).

We didn't knew he had a set of false teeth.

(Sorry for mistakes, I'm French Canadian.)

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👤︎ u/Aika1991
📅︎ Jan 16 2018
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I've just been dadjoked. Send help.

Dad:(Talking about his dentist appointment) They told me I'm getting false teeth.

Me: Oh yeah? That's good, it'll make things a lot eaiser for you.

Dad: Yeah I know. They'll be like the stars and come out at night. (Does dadjoke laugh like Mister Krabs)

I left the room in the middle of our conversation.

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👤︎ u/iammilke
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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