What do you call the fake shit you use to wash your hair?
Not actually a fake text convo
What do you call a fake noodle?
What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?
Fake Music?
What music does a fake Irish singer sing?
Sham-Rock!
Did you know that fake poop is good for your hair?
Yeah, its called sham poo.
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
I, fake a smile so he won't swim
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree.
The guy behind the counter said to my dad, "Are you going to put it up yourself?".
Dad replied, "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room."
What do you call a fake number puzzle?
How can you tell when a country isn't fake?
Women who fake being pregnant...
Are ovary acting to the situation.
I was working in our store when my son called me over and said, “Two guys came in and tried to give me some fake fifty dollar bills.” I asked. “What did they look like?” He replied...
I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
I bought a fake blacksmiths
I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.
It's called artificial scare-city
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
What do you call the space between fake tits?
What do you call a fake turd?
I got a fake passport to move to Sydney
What are fake Androids called?
If you pay for your kitchen remodel with fake bills...
You’re counterfeiting the counter fitter.
What do you call fake potatoes?
Why did the prospector get a fake id?
The bar doesn't serve minors.
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say it’s fake. You can say it’s just a placebo. You can say it’s a scam. BUT...
You can’t say it’s pointless
What do you call a fake poster
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
What did the Monk say when he saw Jesus’s face in fake butter
I CAN’T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUDDHA!
What's the best way to clean up fake shit?
Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.
I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
I'm not scared by bees, but I am deathly afraid of fake bees like wasps and yellowjackets.
You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!
If you think about it, we all put fake excrement in our hair
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What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fake noodle
What do you call a fake noodle?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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What do you call a fake noodle??
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