A list of puns related to "Phony"
It was a hokey pokey.
A caw-CAW-phony.
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln." observed the barkeep.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
Because he's completely phony.
Getting ready to leave he says: "Do you have a picture of the ring you want?" Me:"Ya, right here on my phone." Dad:"Some guy you are, buying her a phony ring."
It’s called, “My little Phony.”
I recently purchased a new bed and had the joy of trying to find all the necessary accessories for a California King bed. After spending a full Sunday with my girlfriend bouncing around different home stores, we finally have all the sheets, duvet covers and bed skirts we need. We've assembled our new frame and I start putting the bedding on our mattress. I'm struggling with getting everything put on and call out, "uh oh, I think we got some phony pillow cases."
Fear and anxiety paint her face as she rushes over and asks "what's wrong?!"
I quip back at her, "yeah, this thing is a sham!"
Me: I think I'll go get some sushi Friend: I'm getting some Pho, wanna come? Me: Phony enouph, I'm not a big phan of Pho
A Sym-phony
Today my mom came downstairs and asked me "Toes, how are you at fixing phones?"
I thought for a second and saw my opportunity, so I replied, "I would say I'm pretty good, but then I'd be a phony."
I'm so excited to be a dad.
Because it sounded like a "Caw Caw Phony".
"You're all a bunch of phonies!"
Me: Then you'll have a faux-knee (phony).
Driving with my wife, saw one of those cell towers disguised as a tree. I point at it and said, "look hun, a phony tree!"
She said, "a what?" then looked at it and look back at me. I repeated "it's a phony tree!" A second or two later, eyes rolled follow by small groan.
Of course, a smile on my face for the next minute or two.
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