A bluffalo
That was a rash decision.
A cheetah.
Donor kebab.
At the funeral the man sings 'I can see Clearly now that Lorraine is gone'.
Fowl play
They could be used as grounds for divorce
I got my Ion you
Rigatoni
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
...that's the lowest thing you can do.
Ashley Medicine
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
- Neckterines
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
- Blood hounds
How does a ghost cry?
- Boo Hoo
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
- Bone Appetite
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
- Skeleton Key
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
- Because they have bat breath
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
- Dead ends.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
- Frost Bite
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
- Meals on wheels
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
- A stake sandwich
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
- It's a pain in the neck.
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
- To give a Screech
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
- I-Scream
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
- A trombone
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
- A Lab
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...
But a Tiger Wood!
Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
