A list of puns related to "Cheat On"
But a Tiger Wood!
A cheetah.
Fail to reject Ho
At the funeral the man sings 'I can see Clearly now that Lorraine is gone'.
CUCKoo
They could be used as grounds for divorce
I got my Ion you
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
Ashley Medicine
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
How does a ghost cry?
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
Always nice to know.
The knife didnβt go all the way in, but I got the point.
Thar she blows!
I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.
I read about it in Current Affairs
I got blindsided.
I don't know what that says about me.
room R has it
Honestly, I should have seen the signs.
So now I'm going for a Ruthless divorce
It was degrading.
He said "this isn't what it looks like"
She now has crust issues.
You could say she was having a crisis
I honestly shouldβve seen the signs.
(Found on r/jokes)
He walked by me as I was scrolling through reddit and said βIβd better not see any Frenchmen Oui Oui on your screen.β
He doesnβt understand the gravity of the situation.
Then again, I never was that into currant affairs.
It's a sad state of affairs
she is always talking about some guy named Justin Case
He decided to ghost her in response.
It was degrading
He slept with an otter
But a Tiger Wood.
Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
She got so mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again...
She got so mad and said she's never going to play Scrabble with me ever again.
As the man leaves her funeral, he sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone"
She got so mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.