What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
People ask my secret to a happy marriage. I tell them the trick is my wife and I go out to dinner twice a week.
I go Tuesdays and my wife takes Thursdays
I recently learned a new card trick
Guess you could call me a Jack of all spades
Now for my next trick... making your voice louder than usual
The trick to making successful puns is wearing fancy underwear.
That's my victorious secret.
Moses had a little-known trick to making good coffee.
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with...
It's halloween and not a single kid came to my house trick or treating...
...that only happens once in a blue moon.
For my next trick I will disappear,
Fuck you pear you taste like shit.
There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama
Mum-to-sis
If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing
I saw a magic trick performed at synagogue
Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids
I have a party trick
I swallow 2 pieces of string, after they've passed through my body they come out joined together. I sh*t you knot.
my party trick is swallowing two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my arse tied together....
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
What did the Spanish speaking magician say right before he performed his vanaishing trick?
"Uno, dos..."
And then POOF! He disappeared.
Without a tres.
A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
What's Bruno Mars favorite vegetable trick?
A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...
I've been teaching my dog a new trick
Now she can fart on my wife's pillow
The trick is working it into a conversation
Remember, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
But you can teach old people dog tricks.
Tonight, I'm going trick-or-treating with the same costume I had from last year
All my neighbors are going to get a case of déjà BOO.
What do you call sausages trick or treating?
What do you call magic tricks performed by dads?
A Hat Trick of Patricks
A while ago a friend was telling me how they named their bike Patrick and that their previous bike was the same color and also named Patrick. I replied "Cool. So if you get one more you'll have a Pat Trick."
(•_,•)
What a mind blowing trick!
People always ask where I learned my impressive vape tricks.
How do you trick your kids into giving you more fries?
Tell them that eating too much will fry their brains.
I showed a mime a magic trick.
Why did the trick or treater throw out their left twix bar?
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
For my next trick,I will disappear.
"Fuck you,pear. You taste like shit."
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
And for my next trick, I will dissapear!
Fuck you pear you taste like shit
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have nobody to go with.
And for my next trick, I will disappear
Fuck you pear, you taste like shit!
Why do skeletons never go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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