A Hat Trick of Patricks

A while ago a friend was telling me how they named their bike Patrick and that their previous bike was the same color and also named Patrick. I replied "Cool. So if you get one more you'll have a Pat Trick."

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👤︎ u/gravi-tea
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.

He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.

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A pun or two about magicians and their antics

Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?

Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.

P1: How so?

P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.

P1: You raise at interesting point.

P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?

P1: Yes

P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.

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👤︎ u/SirZbear
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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So there was this magician.....

He pulled a rabbit out of his hat. The crowd was silent... He pulled another rabbit out of his hat The crowd gave him nothing. Flustered, the magician pulled another rabbit out of his hat. This time the crowd went nuts!!!

Guess he finally got himself a hat-trick!

(A hat-trick is the achievement of a positive feat for the third consecutive time)

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📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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I want to form a hockey team with a bunch of old men named Gerald...

and call it the "GerryHatTricks."

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📅︎ Oct 09 2014
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A young boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween.

He walks up the front steps of a house and knocks on the door.

An old man answers.

"Trick-or-Treat" says the boy.

"That's a great pirate costume", replies the old man. "But where are your buccaneers?"

The boy looks at the man and says, "Under my buccin' hat!"

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📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a hockey team full of old people?

The Jerry hat tricks

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👤︎ u/Pajigles
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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