Why can't china play cricket?

they keep eating their bats...

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A Teacher asked his student How many runs can a ball get you in cricket...?

He replied Six-Sir

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What do you get when you mix a cricket with a sheep?

A sleepless night.

^(Source: My sister)

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What type of music are crickets into?

Hip hop.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Who is the best cricket player?

Batman!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I sat in the park watching the cricket.

Then it jumped into my eye.

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I spent most of yesterday evening watching Cricket highlights

My eyes are a bit sore now but Iโ€™ve always been fascinated by pitch illuminations

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Cricket players involved in match fixing are sure to give you a run for your money.
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What does Root become when England's cricket team loses a match?

Square root. ยค~ยค

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What did the cricket captain say to the apiarist?

Do you want to beekeeper?

New to fatherhood, created the joke to commemorate the occasion.

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What do you have when you've got a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in another?

A big damn cricket

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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I was playing cricket with body parts in the park today..

Nobody batted an eye lid!

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I put together a cricket team, but they didn't do very well.

They kept getting squished by the ball.

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Dad texting me regarding the state of African Cricket.

" The Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just announced that they discovered ebola in their cricket team, but this has not caused any concern since they also found ebatsman & efielda..."

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KFC Australia - Cricket Season Menu...

The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.

Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season" Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"

It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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