What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Nobody laughed at my joke but I'm proud of it.

I was volunteering today at a vegan grill event for an animal rights group. After only an hour we barely had any grilling to do as there weren't any guests.

Me: This doesn't feel like I'm at a workplace at all, it's actually quite chill. But then again, it's a low stakes environment.

Everyone else: Crickets and blank stares

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📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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