List of extinct in the wild animals Puns

A list of puns related to "List of extinct in the wild animals"

You and your family are out camping in the wild when you see an animal you thought to be extinct. It all changes once you realize the true nature of this beast. What is that beast?
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👤︎ u/MysteriousMrShrek
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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It's so sad that these magnificent creatures are almost extinct in the wild. Hope the youth in Asia shun all traditional "MEDICINE" that uses parts from endangered animal species. Our future generations should not be robbed of such beautiful sights due to our greed and lack of initiative.
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👤︎ u/Slay3r-87
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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If we got past the point of using DNA in amber, a la Jurassic Park, would dinosaurs and other extinct animals from the by gone eras be able to survive with our atmosphere and food resources in the wild?

Probably not the right place to post this. I’m not a paleontologist at all and I remember reading that the methods used to resurrect dinosaurs aren’t actually possible but I was just curious if it happened by chance they could actually survive and live out a normal lifestyle.

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👤︎ u/xavier_grayson
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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Wutbot on "Specie, Wolf": [r/Animals] A Pack Of Wild Dogs In Texas Was Discovered To Have The DNA Of An Extinct Wolf Species T allthatsinteresting.com/r…
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👤︎ u/Wutbot1
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I was told if I was an animal in the wild I would be extinct.

Edit//: Haha so obviously my English / train of thought failed there in the headline. These were from two different people:

a) that if I was a wild animal, I probably wouldn't survive. This after I failed something related to cooking. b) My friend was wondering how butterflies aren't extinct because they are so slow and have no defense or anything, they just flutter around. And that I'm actually just like them.

And these were both jokes from friends, no offense taken. But they were also people who know me very well and it made me think.

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Also, when I was around 14, I was told by my teacher that I was the youngest person suffering from dementia he has ever met.

I struggle going to bed. I struggle getting out of the house if I don't have someplace I need to be. If I do have, I struggle being there in time. I struggle taking a shower. I stress about such a simple thing as eating. Going to the gym stresses me because I've forgotten the towel, padlock or my shoes so many times do I had to turn back. I really struggle finishing a task before starting a new one, especially if it's unpleasant.

I think it's time to consult a professional about possible adhd. Thing is, everyone keeps telling me I'm totally not adhd.

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👤︎ u/Adaneth
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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Koalas are 'functionally extinct with only 80,000 left in wild' - The number of koalas in Australia has fallen so low the species is “functionally extinct” and unlikely to produce a new generation, campaigners have warned. standard.co.uk/news/world…
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👤︎ u/ManiaforBeatles
📅︎ May 15 2019
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TIL about the Irish Elk, an extinct species of deer that stood 7 feet tall at the shoulders and had 12 foot wide antlers. The Irish Elk was the third largest deer to ever live, but had the largest and heaviest antler of any animal in the deer family. It went extinct 7000 years ago. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iri…
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👤︎ u/EricFromOuterSpace
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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"Lists of extinct animals." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis…
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👤︎ u/slinkslowdown
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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South Africa reclassifies 33 wild species as farm animals. A list of iconic and in some cases endangered wild animals can now be manipulated as farming stock. focusingonwildlife.com/ne…
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👤︎ u/Kunphen
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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Pub Quiz #98: This week we have Bicolour flags, extinct animals, and Fairy Tales among the random selection of topics. Answers are in the comments and I hope that a bit of random trivia helps break up the monotony of these isolating times. I look forward to your comments :) imgur.com/a/m2ZLotF
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👤︎ u/Kerigorrical
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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South Africa reclassifies 33 wild species as farm animals. A list of iconic and in some cases endangered wild animals can now be manipulated as farming stock. focusingonwildlife.com/ne…
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👤︎ u/Kunphen
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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If you could, what wild animal (extinct or alive) would you pick to domesticate and have a genuine bond with?
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👤︎ u/CozImDirty
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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South Africa reclassifies 33 wild species as farm animals. A list of iconic and in some cases endangered wild animals can now be manipulated as farming stock. focusingonwildlife.com/ne…
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👤︎ u/Kunphen
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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TIL that the Pronghorn is the second fastest land animal in the world. Nothing currently living in NA can catch it, but a now extinct cheetah might have. This is one example of Evolutionary Anachronism. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evo…
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👤︎ u/IMongoose
📅︎ Jun 01 2019
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17 species of animal have now gone extinct in the 21st century worldatlas.com/articles/a…
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👤︎ u/AnitaApplebum8
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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South Africa reclassifies 33 wild species as farm animals. A list of iconic and in some cases endangered wild animals can now be manipulated as farming stock. focusingonwildlife.com/ne…
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👤︎ u/Spekulatius2410
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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TIL China had a tiger population of more than 4000 in the 1950s, which is believed to be extinct in the wild since 2001. They were killed off when the government labelled them as pests. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sou…
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👤︎ u/TheAsteroid
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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A Pack Of Wild Dogs In Texas Was Discovered To Have The DNA Of An Extinct Wolf Species T allthatsinteresting.com/r…
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👤︎ u/usmanss
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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In the year 2178, you are part of a team of lower class assassins who infiltrate a party thrown by the high class. The last bison has been killed. Tonight the high class feast on the now extinct animal, celebrating it's final extinction. What's happening?
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👤︎ u/Tyrannonathan
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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TIL that Blue Macaw parrots that Inspired Kids' Movie 'Rio' Extinct From Wild. Some of the birds still live in captivity, but the brilliantly colored fliers are no longer found in their natural habitat. people.com/pets/blue-parr…
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👤︎ u/MainBuilder
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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As Animals and Plants Go Extinct, Languages Die Off Too - In the parts of the world where biodiversity is most at risk, words and phrases also face extinction vice.com/en_us/article/7x…
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👤︎ u/News2016
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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ELI5: Why don’t we start cloning animals in danger of becoming extinct to ensure survival of the species?
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👤︎ u/BobDolespitstain
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Humans causing shrinking of nature as larger animals die off - Average size of wild animals predicted to fall by a quarter in 100 years through extinctions theguardian.com/environme…
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👤︎ u/ManiaforBeatles
📅︎ May 23 2019
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Predictions/Wish list for a potential extinct animals DLC.

This list will not include any dinosaurs, as I don’t think Frontier wants Dino’s in Planet Zoo. This list will only include animals that were driven to extinction by humans (besides one that I included to help sell the DLC). I also split this into 2 simply categories; Carnivores and Herbivores. Which both have 6 animals for a total of 12 in this hypothetical DLC.

##Herbivores

Woolly Mammoth

Dodo bird

Passenger Pigeon

Great Auk

Ground Sloth

Aurochs

##Carnivores

Smilodon

Thylacine (Tasmanian Tiger)

Caspian Tiger

Barbary Lion

Atlas Bear

Caribbean Monk Seal

I think these animals would fit in nicely in Planet Zoo, and would help educate people (which is part of what Frontier wants to do).

Link to my vanilla game animal predictions

Link to my Aquatic DLC animal predictions

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👤︎ u/hunterc1310
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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Archaeologists in the future can dig up a kid's drawing of an animal that's going extinct, and think it was the kid's imagination, and that the animal was just a fantasy.
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👤︎ u/Niktam-Air
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Circus is using animal holograms to go against animal cruelty, but that’s just the start. In the future, even zoos and aquariums with have animal holograms instead of the real thing, but because most species however common have become extinct.
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👤︎ u/Mazzie1090
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Tigers Extinct in Laos - That’s the conclusion of a detailed new study that found no evidence wild tigers still exist in the country. reddit.com/r/worldnews/co…
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👤︎ u/unremovable
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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(2005) A preserved body of a thylacine (Tasmanian tiger.) at the National Museum of Australia in Canberra. Now extinct, is one of the largest known carnivorous marsupials, evolving about 4 million years ago. The last known live animal was captured in 1933.
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👤︎ u/Verzweiflungforscher
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Aurochs, the extinct wild relatives of domesticated cattle, were driven to extinction directly due to overhunting and cattle farming. They lived in Europe, Asia and Africa until 1627.
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👤︎ u/TheVeganManatee
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Why are we not storing DNA samples of animals from across the planet just in case they go extinct one day?
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👤︎ u/cyberchron5000
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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1) An entrepreneur is sending thousands of bikes to children in rural Myanmar. 2)Animals thought to be extinct have been rediscovered in the jungles of Honduras. 3) Renewable energy now accounts for 1/3 of global power capacity. 4) South Korean school gives illiterate older women the chance to read. themilsource.com/july-goo…
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👤︎ u/TheMillennialSource
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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[EU] Dwarf Fortress takes place in a far-future, post-apocalyptic Earth. Evil biomes are heavily irradiated areas. Old sites are the ruins of ancient human cities. Beastfolk were uplifted from animal intelligence, out of fear of humanity going extinct.
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👤︎ u/Extension_Driver
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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The largest swarm of Rocky Mountain Locusts was considered to be the greatest concentration of animals ever speculatively guessed. The species went extinct less than 30 years later.
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👤︎ u/Pardusco
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Climate Change Threatens Survival of Thousands of Species in Our Lifetime | up to half of the plant and animal species in some of the world's most biologically diverse ecosystems could become locally extinct by the end of the century insideclimatenews.org/new…
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👤︎ u/pnewell
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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"Although previously locally abundant, no Caridina dennerli have been recorded in the wild since 2013 and the species possibly is extinct in the wild." We shrimp keepers need to make a concerted effort to breed these in captivity, perhaps one day they can be returned to their native habitat..😥
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👤︎ u/wakspiddlevak1
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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A movie/viral video that takes place in an alternate earth populated by many recently extinct animals (excluding notables like mammoths, smilodons, moas, etc till the end) that has a plot twist ending saying all of these animals once lived on our earth could garner worldwide support for conservation

Towards the end, more well known animals like mammoths could pop up and people watching could do a double take. I'm talking about species like Haast's eagle, Barbary lions, blue antelopes, gorilla sized lemurs, etc. Plants too

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👤︎ u/IrkedReader
📅︎ Feb 16 2019
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[#5|+13607|567] Pollution is way down. Pandas are finally screwing. Extinct animals revealing they aren't extinct. Our greatest minds have spent countless years trying to save the Earth, and all we had to do was get out of the way. [r/Showerthoughts] reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/FrontpageWatch2020
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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[r/interestingasfuck] A couple decided to rebuild their deserted piece of land of 600 hectares in Aimorés, Brazil. They planted more than 2 million tree saplings. As a result, the site has 293 plant species, 172 bird species and 33 animal species, some of which were on the verge of extinct... reddit.com/r/interestinga…
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👤︎ u/BrasilOnReddit
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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I found a game store in the wild, they aren't fully extinct yet.
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👤︎ u/AlanMichel
📅︎ May 14 2019
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