SPARE ME THE BOWLING PUNS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WestMatter41
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Kind of a bowling pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkearwig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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My girlfriend broke up with me for making too many bowling puns. reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThedirtAnimations
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke

But then I spared him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightedninja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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The Tells bowling adventures

Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?

He took a trip down mammary lanes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What did the Bowling Pin say when it was accused?

β€œI’ve been framed!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerMan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls

but they keep ending up in the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said β€œthese aren’t right”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-like-art-27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.

You can hear a pin drop, after all.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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A computer will always win in bowling

I don't know anyone else that can do 60 frames per second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/findingcheeko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why should a bowling alley be quiet?

So you can hear the pins drop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why is a bowling alley the best place to study?

It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soylent_X
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A comic I drew of myself and my student before we go on a field trip to the bowling alley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dungaroojones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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How was the chef playing bowling wrong?

He was rolling pins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...

He was my roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why did the bowling alley close down?

The staff went on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electricmaster23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My cat was walking on my furniture, as he does. Suddenly, he tripped on my bowling first-price award and both fell down, the award landing in the cat's anus.

It was a cat-ass-trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLenciusMount
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What kind of vegetable doesn’t get a strike when bowling?

Asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesAlbini
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Did you hear the story about the guy getting mugged behind the bowling alley at midnight?

Yeah, it was dark.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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I was just about to think of a bowling joke, since I know that would strike a chord with all you β€œdads,” but

I thought i’d spare you the trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asahinidis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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I got a bowling ball with a clock in it...

I like to let the good times roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Bowling cheat strikes again!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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My son asked if we could go bowling.

It depins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbmdad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why are fussy partners best at bowling?

They have the most Xs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I am quite good at bowling.

I believe that it is really up my alley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathodood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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I tried dating a worker from a bowling alley.

But he couldn't keep his mind out of the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What was the result of the labor dispute at the bowling alley?

A strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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I scored 301 in bowling the other day...

You wouldn't expect me to score 300 and lose would you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lothlorienlegend
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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The real Bowling Green disaster

...is Trump's frequent golfing trips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myth-ran-dire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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What do bowling alley staff do when they want a pay rise?

strike!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sir_waffling
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space

I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjispride
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.

I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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What do you call a drop in online bowling players?

An Ebola crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okatjapanese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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Why should you keep a pin and a bowling ball in the trunk of your car?

To make sure you always have a spare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rezanator11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Got my own dad while bowling last night

My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scaryuncledevin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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Every time we would pass a bowling ally:

Dad: I hear the employees are going on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socksonplates
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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My local bowling league has just began a walkout until better playing conditions are met

People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moenrtostatlaue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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Went bowling with some friends

Afterwards, when were putting our shoes back on, one friend put her shoe on the wrong foot and says: "whoops. I put my shoe on the wrong foot" To which I replied: "it helps if you put it on the right foot... Unless it's the left shoe."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFlyingM16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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Got my sister while she was bowling

I sent my sister a text asking if she saw that our cousin was now engaged.

She said she hadn't been on Facebook because she was out bowling.

"Oh, so you didn't have the spare time?"

She sent back "ugh......." in response.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emperor_of_Cats
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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My uncle on bowling alleys

My cousin was complaining about bowling alleys and that she doesn't like them because they are too loud. My uncle responded, "actually, bowling alleys are pretty quiet. In fact, they're so quiet you can hear a pin drop"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tcherry720
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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I was at the bowling alley when all the staff walked out

They all went on strike and the manager went spare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why did the bowling alley close down?

The staff went on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electricmaster23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I went to a Bowling Alley last night, it was empty...

It must have been so quiet in there, that you could hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cogito96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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