SPARE ME THE BOWLING PUNS
I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke
The Tells bowling adventures
Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
Did you hear about the guy who did acid at the female bowling league?
He took a trip down mammary lanes.
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
What did the Bowling Pin say when it was accused?
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said “these aren’t right”
Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
A computer will always win in bowling
I don't know anyone else that can do 60 frames per second
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear the pins drop!
Why is a bowling alley the best place to study?
It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.
A comic I drew of myself and my student before we go on a field trip to the bowling alley
How was the chef playing bowling wrong?
My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...
Why did the bowling alley close down?
The staff went on strike.
My cat was walking on my furniture, as he does. Suddenly, he tripped on my bowling first-price award and both fell down, the award landing in the cat's anus.
What kind of vegetable doesn’t get a strike when bowling?
Did you hear the story about the guy getting mugged behind the bowling alley at midnight?
I was just about to think of a bowling joke, since I know that would strike a chord with all you “dads,” but
I thought i’d spare you the trouble.
I got a bowling ball with a clock in it...
I like to let the good times roll.
Bowling cheat strikes again!
My son asked if we could go bowling.
Why are fussy partners best at bowling?
I am quite good at bowling.
I believe that it is really up my alley.
I tried dating a worker from a bowling alley.
But he couldn't keep his mind out of the gutter.
What was the result of the labor dispute at the bowling alley?
I scored 301 in bowling the other day...
You wouldn't expect me to score 300 and lose would you?
The real Bowling Green disaster
...is Trump's frequent golfing trips.
What do bowling alley staff do when they want a pay rise?
[Pun Request] Bowling ball and space
I recently won a bowling ball that has a color pattern that looks like space. I want to get it engraved with an awesome bowling/space pun but I cant think of anything. Any suggestions?
Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.
I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.
What do you call a drop in online bowling players?
Why should you keep a pin and a bowling ball in the trunk of your car?
To make sure you always have a spare.
Got my own dad while bowling last night
My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."
Every time we would pass a bowling ally:
Dad: I hear the employees are going on strike.
Why did the bowling pins stop working?
My local bowling league has just began a walkout until better playing conditions are met
People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period
Went bowling with some friends
Afterwards, when were putting our shoes back on, one friend put her shoe on the wrong foot and says: "whoops. I put my shoe on the wrong foot"
To which I replied: "it helps if you put it on the right foot...
Unless it's the left shoe."
Got my sister while she was bowling
I sent my sister a text asking if she saw that our cousin was now engaged.
She said she hadn't been on Facebook because she was out bowling.
"Oh, so you didn't have the spare time?"
She sent back "ugh......." in response.
My uncle on bowling alleys
My cousin was complaining about bowling alleys and that she doesn't like them because they are too loud. My uncle responded, "actually, bowling alleys are pretty quiet. In fact, they're so quiet you can hear a pin drop"
I was at the bowling alley when all the staff walked out
They all went on strike and the manager went spare.
Why did the bowling alley close down?
The staff went on strike.
I went to a Bowling Alley last night, it was empty...
It must have been so quiet in there, that you could hear a pin drop.
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