Puppy bowl puns
So Iβm reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play βfootballβ with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as βruffing the passerβ. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.
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Bowl Puns
So I had to pack up a bowl at work today and while i was doing so i annoyed my coworkers with every bowl based pun i could think of
"Hey guys, if we put doritos in here would they have a BOWLder flavor"
"If i lost all my hair would I have gone BOWLD"
"we could fill this with rocks and call this a BOWLder"
"I really like the music of David BOWLie"
"we can slide this at some pins and call it BOWLing"
"what if we were sending this back to BOWLing green Kentucky"
"we can fill it with air and call it a BOWLoon"
"I'm just trying to fit in guys, all i wanna do is BOWLong"
"Of course i think you're telling the truth, i guess you can say I BOWLieve you"
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︎ May 20 2016
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said no I didnβt know he could.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling π³ '
Thank you for the awards
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Yβall hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Wife: βHave you seen the cat bowl?"
No, I didn't know he could!
(Thanks and credit to Kia)
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I was peacefully eating my Chinese soup, until a guy came out of nowhere and flipped the bowl, spilling my soup everywhere and ruining my meal.
This was an act of wonton destruction.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
My bowl got infected
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Corona didnβt need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.
Itβs already gone viral.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
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︎ Jul 11 2020
My cat fell off the kitchen counter trying to push the food bowl...
I guess there is a mis-cat-culation
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I gave my son a lid for his dip bowl that he was bringing to a party.
I wanted to make sure he didnβt have unprotected snacks.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
How do you turn bowls into plates?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I was looking forward to eat my rice bowl.
But my Brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.
I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Today I took a single Cheerio from my sonβs bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said βWatch out...β
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer:
Goodyear?
Frank:
No, the worst.
(Courtesy of Naked Gun)
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︎ Sep 18 2020
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My daughter thinks itβs weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I donβt see whatβs wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I told my wife βHoney, thereβs a chip in our new bowls!β She was not as impressed.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What do you call a nut that fell out of your bowl and rolled under the couch?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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︎ Jul 30 2020
The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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︎ Jan 13 2020
One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
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︎ May 29 2020
What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Gonna go load this bowl....
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.
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︎ May 25 2020
If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!
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︎ Feb 06 2018
Coach Butt pushed his team The Doodies into the Toilet Bowl. But, his team was playing like crap after a heavy load. And even though Coach knew his #1 was flushed, he pointed at him and said...
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I was at the museum and saw a painting of a bowl, with milk and some kind of food inside.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Tried this on daddit and it was not well received, got a hard eye roll and a giggle from my daughter, am I doing this right? I need some help with my leeky bowl.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged down by a currant..
I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"
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︎ May 03 2020
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl shouldnβt be a metaphor for pooping
It should be a metaphor for constipation
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︎ May 05 2020
"Bowl of Chocolate Mousse" by David Gilhooly, 1989
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Doggo bowl
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I replied "I didn't know he could.".
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︎ Apr 02 2021
The wife asked me tonight if Iβd seen the dog bowl.
I said βto be honest I didnβt even know he played cricketβ.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said, "I didn't know he could!"
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My wife asked me if Iβd seen the dog bowl..
I said βI didnβt know he could.β
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...
βDidn't even know he played cricket" I replied
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
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