Puppy bowl puns
So I’m reffing a local puppy bowl (where a bunch of puppies up for adoption play “football” with each other). As the ref I need to say funny football puppy puns whole time such as “ruffing the passer”. Any ideas on good football puppy puns? Thanks.
Bowl Puns
So I had to pack up a bowl at work today and while i was doing so i annoyed my coworkers with every bowl based pun i could think of
"Hey guys, if we put doritos in here would they have a BOWLder flavor"
"If i lost all my hair would I have gone BOWLD"
"we could fill this with rocks and call this a BOWLder"
"I really like the music of David BOWLie"
"we can slide this at some pins and call it BOWLing"
"what if we were sending this back to BOWLing green Kentucky"
"we can fill it with air and call it a BOWLoon"
"I'm just trying to fit in guys, all i wanna do is BOWLong"
"Of course i think you're telling the truth, i guess you can say I BOWLieve you"
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said no I didn’t know he could.
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.
My cat fell off the kitchen counter trying to push the food bowl...
I guess there is a mis-cat-culation
I gave my son a lid for his dip bowl that he was bringing to a party.
I wanted to make sure he didn’t have unprotected snacks.
They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.
How do you turn bowls into plates?
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
I was looking forward to eat my rice bowl.
But my Brother, like always, ate them. And now he's experiencing really bad headaches.
I guess it's because he has a history of having my-grains.
Today I took a single Cheerio from my son’s bowl, stared him in the eyes, placed it on the table, smashed it with my fist, and said “Watch out...”
A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar.
My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast
But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.
Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer:
Goodyear?
Frank:
No, the worst.
(Courtesy of Naked Gun)
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
I told my wife “Honey, there’s a chip in our new bowls!” She was not as impressed.
What do you call a nut that fell out of your bowl and rolled under the couch?
One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Froot Loops
I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, "Cool! I wanna watch!"
I said, "Why? You're cell phone tells time."
One of the greatest NBA teams of all time, the 98 Chicago Bowls
The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
What do you call a bowl of soup held upside down?
Gonna go load this bowl....
I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
Coach Butt pushed his team The Doodies into the Toilet Bowl. But, his team was playing like crap after a heavy load. And even though Coach knew his #1 was flushed, he pointed at him and said...
Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged down by a currant..
I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl shouldn’t be a metaphor for pooping
It should be a metaphor for constipation
Tried this on daddit and it was not well received, got a hard eye roll and a giggle from my daughter, am I doing this right? I need some help with my leeky bowl.
I was at the museum and saw a painting of a bowl, with milk and some kind of food inside.
If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.
Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.
I thought to myself at last a decent punchline
What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?
"Bowl of Chocolate Mousse" by David Gilhooly, 1989
What happened to your arm, Greg? And why are you eating that giant bowl of herbs?
You know what they say, Margaret. "Thyme heals all wounds".
I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
The wife asked me tonight if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said ‘to be honest I didn’t even know he played cricket’.
Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said, "I didn't know he could!"
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl..
I said “I didn’t know he could.”
Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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