What is a boxer's favourite drink?
A guy goes to a party,and was offered some punch
He drank a full glass.
He was offered a refill.
The guy was one punch man.
So My my freind ask me if I wanted to get some punch
So we got some punch and left. This joke kinda fell flat since their wasn't even a punchline to begin with.
I once saw a woman punch a Mall Santa in the face.
But he did call her a "ho" like three times.
What happens if you punch a frequency
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
I lined up everybody I ever wanted to punch in the face
And this is what I call a punch line
I bad to punch the mall Santa in the face...
He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!
What does your monitor tell you when you punch it for losing a game?
Why is it wrong to punch the wall when you’re frustrated?
The wall has never been anything but supportive.
My spy boyfriend had a punch machine accident.
I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday
I was at a party last night, waiting my turn to get to the punch bowl.
Everyone was being very polite, patient and not barging in.
Even between the laughing and joking, the women in front of me insisted that we swap places, so I could get mine first.
I thought to myself at last a decent punchline
How did Batman defeat Calendar Man with one punch?
He hit him in his Week spot!
Y’all better laugh at my pun or I will PUNch You
I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
Why did the road punch the pogoing chicken?
He wouldn't be crossed like that
A student at prom was thirsty for some fruit punch, so he asked his friend, "where's the punch line?"
The punch line is told first
How do you destroy a joke ?
My dad tried to punch the fog today...
There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?
My brother just told me to try and punch him.
When I went in for it he punched the counter top and shouted “counter attack!”
How do you take the ‘punch’ from a punch line?
I spotted a bunch of people in a long line and asked with a laugh "is this the punch line?"
One of them responded, "pho queue."
The guy lied. There wasn't any soup noodles.
Looking for the punch line...
I found the food line and the coffee line, but I just want some punch.
So I was at a party and no one was getting punch
It would probably be a lot funnier if there was a punch line.
SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH
I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE
This one felt like a punch in the stomach.
When I tell a joke, people always stop me before I get to the end of the punch line.
If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts, Are You Weak or Are You Strong?
Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, “If you cross this line, I’ll punch you in the face.”
What do you call a punch mixed with a dog?
However, he couldn’t, because the punch line is out of order.
A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.
Reading a bad pun is like a punch in the gut
It’s often hard to stomach
I was at a party when I realized there was a line to get a cup of lemonade and a line to get a cup of cola but there wasn’t a line to get punch.
A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...
To the guy who stole my punch line.
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?