or they could be charged with a salt.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
Wait, wrong sub.
The corolla virus.
I'm lick toes intolerant.
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
Liquor
I do it and get kicked out of the hardware shop Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Because it was looking for a good SEAL!
...your dog!
Try this : I licked a golf club and it tasted irony.
The dogs allowed to walk naked around the house
Moo-slims
Assault-lick.
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon
He gave it a good licking.
Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.
The teacher asks the class, β there are five birds on a power line, and you shoot two of them, how many are left?β
Johnny replies, β none the rest flew away when they heard the shot.β
The teacher says, β no three are left but I like the way you think.β
So then Johnny says, β let me ask you a question. There are three women eating ice cream, one licking it, one sucking it, and one biting it, which ones married?β
The teacher says, β the one sucking?β
Johnny says, β no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.β
I said to the friend: "you're lucky he didn't get a prize for it, that would have been a catasstrophy"
An alcohol lick
...they don't like cat licks.
My tongue is soo sore right now.
They press paws.
(My kids gave this joke zero stars but my dogs think itβs fantastic)
Me to my wife: "She's just trying to say you have good taste in books."
It'll still be stationery.
Lick-tenstein.
Not really though. Pretty sure.
Has it no pride?
My friend said βI wish I could do that.β Told him youβd better pet him first, heβs kind of mean.
I couldn't put my finger on it....
He fell asleep at the wheel.
Theyβre just waiting their turn...
She just canβt seem to let it go.
My brother and I both yelled at him to stop and my dad came out of nowhere and said "he must have his licker license"
We both let out a sigh.
A doctor sees the man choking and springs into action. He runs across the restaurant, pulls the man out of his chair, pulls the man's pants down, and licks his butt. The man coughs hard, and the food is dislodged from his throat.
Grateful, he turns to doctor and says, "Thank God you knew the Hind Lick Maneuver!"
Talk a bout a sour puss.
