Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lococlyde
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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Why did the referee blow a whistle on a chicken?

Because it was a fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elemental_Xenon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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No way to cushion the blow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Classic_Result
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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What should you say if a tornado blows off 25% of your roof?

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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I post a pun everyday on this subreddit hoping it’ll blow but I’m disappointed.. every time!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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A Low Blow?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonChome
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Best mow and blow on the westside
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.

He says he finds it refreshing.

I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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How did the Gardener blow a whistle

He used his tulips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slashr7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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A power plant blows up near a aquarium...

and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him

β€œSir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”

My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me

β€œFur-eel man?”

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People usually say, β€œlet’s blow this popsicle stand,” when they are at a place where people are cold and have the proverbial, β€œstick up their ass.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting

It's always nice to end the day on a high note

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majike03
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What do you call a dinosaur that blows up?

A TNT-Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetmyMeat234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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This post will blow up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowingjellohno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Man that blows
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefiantMountain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Wife said she gets turned on if I blow on her neck during sex.

I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackforgood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I guess I just blow at whistling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Araraura
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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My boss warned me that I shouldn’t blow the whistle in the office anymore. He gave me one last chance.

But unfortunately, I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.

People hate it, but I’m a fan.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Can you tell me what metal blows up when it reacts with water?

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albertosaurus77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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It really did blow up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BABAKAKAN
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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what is six inches long with a head on it ,that women like to blow?

Money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhcicecream
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why did the vegetable hospital blow up?

Because someone dropped a sick beet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petsarenice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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russian girls always blow me away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/legitGameHAX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Looking for a good way to blow some money?

Fireworks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dizmodo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I blow kisses at my favorite artists when they're on stage.

Guess you can say that I'm a fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojoislove
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Blow me away
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedausermame
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Why did Marilyn Monroe'd skirt blow up when we met?

Because I'm a huge fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why can cows blow up randomly?

Because they're usually in stables.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laika_5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Why did the President of the U.S. blow hot air up his dog's bum?

Because it's a Trump-pet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plankyy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Have you heard of the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotheonb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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If you don't get this post I might blow a fusilli.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"

"Well, of course I did."

"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."

My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCsNBaseball
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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If Yellowstone blows...

It'll be a big ash eruption.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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What do you call a guy who blows all his money on jackets at the advice of a psychic?

A seer-sucker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stickmanofdoom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Hopefully the comments don't blow up... imgur.com/x9JVVQK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kasabe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomstick3131
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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My wife had a Tic Tac before she gave me a blow job.

It was quite a predicament...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vienna_Snausage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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When the leaves are falling, the setting sun casts shadows across the hills, and a warm breeze blows, ain't that just...

...awetumn?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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I had to blow up my the tyres on my car the other day...

I came home afterwards "Done it?" he said.

Me - "Yeah, bit of a piss take though, cost me 50p just for some air."

"Well, that's inflation for you."

Good one, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ron_manager
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Did you hear that they’re making a vacuum cleaner that just blows air?

Surprisingly, it doesn’t suck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredVi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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So it's my boys birthday and my wife reminds me to blow up some balloons ..

Minds gets to pondering next minute I say to her "the balloons seem to be wounded... should I helium?" I'm certain the groan could be heard from blocks away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OscarFish86
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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For all those people who's tents blow away in a storm while they are asleep

Shouldn't you be a bit more a-tent-ive?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatrixCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...

but they needed to sea mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saddestclaps
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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My wife: Your gift blows really hard.

She must love her new hair dryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.

But a dino might.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidnorthstar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2017
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This pun is like my vacuum cleaner. It blows a lot of hot air, but ends up sucking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirate_of_the_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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You know what blows...

The wind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicClimax
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2013
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Remember when you were little and used to blow bubbles?

Me: "Yeah, why?"

Dad: "Well he's back in town and wants your number!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaGoggles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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My dad swooped in for the killing blow today

My mom said she was making Indian food tonight, including naan. I asked if she had all the "naan-essentials." She made an angry noise. "Sorry," I said, "was that a naan-sequitor?"

My dad happened to walk in just then. "Punish him!" my mom said to him.

"What? Why?"

"He keeps making puns!" My dad paused for a moment.

"Sounds like he's the one pun-ishing you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WasabiofIP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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What did the vacuum say when the blow dryer took him to see a cheesy movie?

"This sucks."

What did the blow dryer say in retort?

"Blow me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveklok
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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I told my father in law that I had to go blow my nose.

"Alright, just don't let it blow away"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babynoxide
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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I always laugh when my toddler blows his nose on my wife's clothes.

Schnotenfreude is wrong but I just can't stop myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NakedOldGuy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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My uncle laid this one on his son's girlfriend while in a food coma, laying on a blow up mattress in the living room

Uncle: Hey K, did you know I once petitioned to change the name of Uranus?

K (the girlfriend): Oh really, what were you trying to change it to?

Uncle: Urrectum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkpunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot,

but honestly I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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