Some famous musician I don’t even like keeps asking me to blow air on him whenever he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
How do astronauts blow their nose?
Easy, it's snot rocket science.
What do you call a radio after it blows up
My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..
Personally I'm not a fan.
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
A terrorist tried to blow up a bus.....
But he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!
Maybe Krypton didnt realy blow up...
...And eveyone just wanted their washing machines to live longer
If I never learned to blow my nose…
My mother would have put the "stern" in sternutation.
I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
Sorry guys, this joke blows
I once tried to blow up a car
Burnt my lips on the exhaust pipe
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
You know what really blows me away?
What should you say if a tornado blows off 25% of your roof?
I post a pun everyday on this subreddit hoping it’ll blow but I’m disappointed.. every time!
No way to cushion the blow
A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida
So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa
Best mow and blow on the westside
Why did the referee blow a whistle on a chicken?
There's not just leap years. A leap second is a one-second adjustment that is occasionally applied to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)! Without it, GPS wouldn't work! Want me to really blow your mind?
I guess I just blow at whistling
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.
How did the Gardener blow a whistle
Wife said she gets turned on if I blow on her neck during sex.
People usually say, “let’s blow this popsicle stand,” when they are at a place where people are cold and have the proverbial, “stick up their ass.”
My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting
It's always nice to end the day on a high note
A power plant blows up near a aquarium...
and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
“Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”
My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me
What do you call a dinosaur that blows up?
russian girls always blow me away
Can you tell me what metal blows up when it reacts with water?
I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.
People hate it, but I’m a fan.
My boss warned me that I shouldn’t blow the whistle in the office anymore. He gave me one last chance.
But unfortunately, I blew it
Why can cows blow up randomly?
Because they're usually in stables.
Did you hear the news? Some outlaws were running from the police, ducked into Farmer Johnson's barn and stashed their dynamite in his grain. One of his cattle got into the grain and ate the dynamite. They were afraid the poor fella was going to blow up.
I think that's abominable.
"Did you blow bubbles as a kid?"
"Well, of course I did."
"Well, he's back in town and wants your number."
My dad told this joke to me for the first time when I was like 10.
My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...
Personally, I'm not a fan.