Blowout Puns

A list of puns related to "Blowout"

I heard Nike is having a blowout sale.

Too soon?

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👤︎ u/ButIwasThere
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day...

They were having a blowout sale.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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Dads of reddit I need a joke with "Flatten the curve" in it.

What have you got?

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👤︎ u/pizzamike64
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Went to a party where everyone was dressed as a birthday candle.

It was a blowout

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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Did you hear about the time the Candles played the Breaths?

It was a blowout!

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👤︎ u/ServalSpots
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Make sure to visit the tire store on black Friday.

They always have a blowout!

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👤︎ u/CasualMobileUser
📅︎ Nov 23 2018
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A highway related Dad joke.

True story from over the weekend. Driving down the highway, and we keep seeing pieces of tractor trailer tires on the side of the road. Mom says "Man, I cant believe how many blowouts these tractor trailers have." Dad says "You know what I think when I see all of these tire pieces? Some truck drivers need to retire." It took Mom a few minutes to get it.

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👤︎ u/chuckusmaximus
📅︎ Sep 08 2014
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My girlfriend got me good

So we were talking about blowouts and I mentioned how I hate when girls use teeth. She then explains how some girls do that accidentally. "AcciDENTALly, j6sh" is what she said

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👤︎ u/j6sh
📅︎ Sep 15 2014
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You should go to the candle store...

They’re having a blowout sale.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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