Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
I think it was stollen
She's really eiducated.
- Did you hear Thor's brother performed at the drag festival?
- No, I did not. How was it?
- It was pretty low-key.
I am Santa Claustrophobic
Good Tie-dings to all men!
There was a little town in Mexico, right across the border from Texas. They got a taste for Mayonnaise from the Cowboys crossing the border to eat. Soon they created a festival for their love of Mayonnaise. Theyโd have every type of mayonnaise you could think of. Folks loved it. The 10th anniversary of the festival was coming up and they decided they wanted to do something special. They heard of a place in England that made the worlds very best. They placed their order and was told it would be shipped overseas to them by boat. Because they had placed such a large order, the only ship capable of carrying it was the Titanic. The folks were waiting excitedly until the morning that the Titanic had hit a iceberg. When the news came that they wouldnโt get their shipment and to honor those lives lost, they decided to rename their festival. It became known as โSinko De Mayo.โ
Dad: Yes, because of Covid.
Son: No fair!
Dad: Thatโs what I said.
And I must say, it made it rather in-tents.
He heard that the comics had the crowds cracking up
Theyโre for the festive period!
It was the wurst.
No-el no-L
But it turns out to be quite light
They were outstanding in their field
Was at the Kanye (Yeezus) performance this weekend and he kept doing this thing where he would start playing a song then cut it off about five seconds in and rant about something. The third time this happened a guy behind me yelled "More like Teezus, am i right?"
"Dude, you want some of this Molly?"
"No thanks, I've got visitation rights for my kid this weekend."
"So?"
"So, I've already got my ex to see."
He didnโt care for it. Too much sax and violins.
I guess no one's above the ja ruul of law
He said, "Try not to catch Hogwarts".
The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.
I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.
I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.
Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.
Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.
Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.
I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.
The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.
The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.
The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.
The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.
The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.
The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.
Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.
The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.
Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.
Obviously its going to have Fair prices.
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
To pee or not to pee: that was the question.
โSorry, son. Iโm baroqueโ
Dad: No. Youโre grounded.
Son: No fair!
Dad: Thatโs exactly what I said.
Son: No fair!!
Dad: Exactly what I said.
Dad: No, itโs too dangerous.
Son: No fair!
Dad: Yes, thatโs exactly what I said.
Dad: No, you are grounded.
Son: No fair!
Dad: Thatโs exactly what I said!
Him: No fair!
Me: Thatโs exactly what I said.
