Definitely a meltdown
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Vanilla Ice had a meltdown the other day.

Now he goes by vanilla puddle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Whoever named Spectre and Meltdown sure missed an opportunity

the vulnerabilities are a real cache-22

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinembarg0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I got into a heated argument with a snowman

in which he lost his cool and had a total meltdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainbowbubble94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I once went to a housewarming in an igloo

It didn’t go so well... someone had a meltdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuckleberyfinn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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A friend asked me if anyone has drunk lava before...

And I told him they probably had a meltdown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KandyforNASA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do you call it when a snowman loses his temper?

A meltdown.

(Told to me by a grandpa earlier today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adela-Siobhan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Did you hear about the airconditioning breaking at the cheese factory?

There was a meltdown...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTetleyTea
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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This is a story that ends in my best joke to date.

I'm a nanny, the family I work for typically hang out for 10-30 minutes before the parents leave me and baby alone, just to chat and catch up, as well as to mitigate any potential meltdowns from a sudden leaving.

Anyway, Baby has started walking and is very keen to investigate everything. Yesterday he was headed straight to the electrical outlet. So I said to him, "oh no that's not a toy! Our fingers don't go there,"

Dad says, "baby disagrees"

"That's shocking."

Dad, "That's better than any dad joke I've come up with"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyDogsNameIsToes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My wife didn't want to watch Chernobyl

She had a meltdown of her own

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfy1060
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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A breadbox is talking to his fellow margarine stick...

β€œWhere’s my money?” asked the box.

β€œI’ll get it to you, don’t worry!” the stick answered, slipping up on his words and having a meltdown.

β€œWell, you butter get it to me quickly, or you’re toast!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I robbed a bank this morning...

they're never getting their pen back.

Cringes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forger62
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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What do you call it when a snowman loses his temper

A meltdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/real_obito
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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