Been playing Fallout 76

Pretty rad so far

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacarz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Have you seen nuclear fallout before?

It's rad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloostar156
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Did you hear the band Fallout Boy broke up?

They had a falling out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollbridge
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Wife was playing Fallout 4...

She came across her settlement. Her: "boy, there sure are a lot of minutemen." Me: "yeah, almost an hour."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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Wife got me while playing Fallout

Me: What?! Why does the ghoul have an oven mitt?

Her: Must've been the ghost peppers!

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Got my girlfriend while playing Fallout 4.

Her: What's that thing?

Me: Oh, it's a mirelurk. They're like giant lobsters.

Her: It seems pretty mean.

Me: Yeah, they're shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zebogo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games

What a stupid thing to fallout 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightshade_1612
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

They're to prevent meltdowns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout.

(very dated, but still makes me chuckle)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sircompo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I watched a Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay video and there were lots of bugs in it.

There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like there’s nothing right there.

Guess that’s what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why don't Russians wear boxer shorts?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I ate a radioactive taco.

There was lots of fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSS_is_the_best
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My girlfriend just dumped me for always talking about video games

What a silly reason to Fallout 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozmozez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Recently took a poll.

99% of people were annoyed when their tent fell down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/three11guy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Don’t go to Chernobyl without wearing two pairs of underwear.

Or else, Chernobyl Fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_SquidYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Mate of mine used a modified Fatman in a New Vegas inspired talbetop-RPG. We both found the damage calculation of the lingering damage the GM thought of quite punny:

"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoughShadow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you call it when two nukes have an argument?

A fallout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeviAEthan512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2016
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I don't buy Bethesda games anymore...

Because every time I open the case they fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abnormalgamer55
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2016
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My partner threatened to leave me if I made another game joke

What a strange thing to fallout for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quickhakker
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Trump chose a Supreme Court nominee from Bethesda...

Do you think there will be any Fallout?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonzurra
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.

Thanks to Drinking Buddy from Fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leejoness
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2016
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My roommate did not appreciate this

I recently started playing Fallout. So I went into the living room, sat down, and this happened:

Me: I started playing Fallout yesterday.

Roommate: Ooh, which one?

Me: My chair. (Proceed to fall out of the chair I'm sitting in)

He walked away and wouldn't talk to me for an hour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vallence
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games.

What a stupid thing to Fallout 4. It Sims totally unreasonable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.

It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proxysweden
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UKRico
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Why can't you wear Russian underwear?

CherNOByl fallout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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It’s not a good idea to wear Ukrainian boxer shorts

Chernobyl fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackdanny45
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Why do Russians ALWAYS wear Speedos?

Because Chernobyl Fallout...😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Standingfast85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Why should you never wear Russian Underwear?

Chernobyl Fallout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CastroStalin
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Why shouldn't you wear shorts in Ukraine?

Because chernobyl fallout...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdrew91
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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Why shouldn't you wear shorts in Ukraine?

Because otherwise Chernobyl fallout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsize
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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