Fallout 4 Puns

A list of puns related to "Fallout 4"

Wife was playing Fallout 4...

She came across her settlement. Her: "boy, there sure are a lot of minutemen." Me: "yeah, almost an hour."

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👤︎ u/drawsprocket
📅︎ Jan 03 2016
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Got my girlfriend while playing Fallout 4.

Her: What's that thing?

Me: Oh, it's a mirelurk. They're like giant lobsters.

Her: It seems pretty mean.

Me: Yeah, they're shellfish.

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👤︎ u/zebogo
📅︎ Nov 25 2015
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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout.

(very dated, but still makes me chuckle)

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👤︎ u/sircompo
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why don't Russians wear boxer shorts?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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👤︎ u/FuckinWimp87
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.

It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4

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👤︎ u/Proxysweden
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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I ate a radioactive taco.

There was lots of fallout.

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👤︎ u/SSS_is_the_best
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Don’t go to Chernobyl without wearing two pairs of underwear.

Or else, Chernobyl Fallout.

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👤︎ u/_SquidYT
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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My girlfriend just dumped me for always talking about video games

What a silly reason to Fallout 4.

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👤︎ u/ozmozez
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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Mate of mine used a modified Fatman in a New Vegas inspired talbetop-RPG. We both found the damage calculation of the lingering damage the GM thought of quite punny:

"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"

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👤︎ u/RoughShadow
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you call it when two nukes have an argument?

A fallout

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👤︎ u/LeviAEthan512
📅︎ Jan 19 2016
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I don't buy Bethesda games anymore...

Because every time I open the case they fallout.

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👤︎ u/abnormalgamer55
📅︎ Apr 06 2016
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My partner threatened to leave me if I made another game joke

What a strange thing to fallout for

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👤︎ u/quickhakker
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Trump chose a Supreme Court nominee from Bethesda...

Do you think there will be any Fallout?

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👤︎ u/Gonzurra
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.

Thanks to Drinking Buddy from Fallout.

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👤︎ u/leejoness
📅︎ Mar 04 2016
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My roommate did not appreciate this

I recently started playing Fallout. So I went into the living room, sat down, and this happened:

Me: I started playing Fallout yesterday.

Roommate: Ooh, which one?

Me: My chair. (Proceed to fall out of the chair I'm sitting in)

He walked away and wouldn't talk to me for an hour.

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👤︎ u/vallence
📅︎ Apr 08 2015
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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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👤︎ u/UKRico
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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Why can't you wear Russian underwear?

CherNOByl fallout

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👤︎ u/RB9k
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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It’s not a good idea to wear Ukrainian boxer shorts

Chernobyl fallout.

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👤︎ u/jackdanny45
📅︎ May 30 2019
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Why should you never wear Russian Underwear?

Chernobyl Fallout

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👤︎ u/CastroStalin
📅︎ May 15 2019
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Why shouldn't you wear shorts in Ukraine?

Because chernobyl fallout...

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👤︎ u/superdrew91
📅︎ Jul 22 2017
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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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👤︎ u/helloinvader
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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Why shouldn't you wear shorts in Ukraine?

Because otherwise Chernobyl fallout

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👤︎ u/punsize
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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