Del Puns

A list of puns related to "Del"

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del

She wanted to see the task manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killiomankili
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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My Mexican friend asked, "ΒΏConoces la letra 25 del alfabeto?"

I said, "Y, yes! I do know it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What do you call a film about loads of del boys taking over the world?

Day of the triffics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Llama Del Rey [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavicgarlic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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The elusive Del Monte Python
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyefx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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After weeks of looking for a well-rounded Mexican actor for his next movie, Guillermo Del Toro was frustrated.

Oh well, Back to square Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?

Manta Del Ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bed_dweller
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!

ΒΏQuΓ© dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

β€œΒ‘PA’CA! Β‘PA’CA!”

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

β€œOver here! Over here!”

(β€œPa’ca” means β€œover here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeeeelllllllaaaaaaa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Where is your next travel destination?
  • Las Kitchenas
  • Los Lounges
  • Santa Bedroomes
  • Porto Gardenas
  • Los bed
  • Costa Del Balconia
  • St Bathroom
  • La Rotonda De Sofa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What PC sings the best

A Del

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knocked-over-Knocker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Here's one in spanish

UNO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hormonella
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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SPANISH DAD JOKE COMING YOUR WAY

ΒΏCuΓ‘l es el idioma mΓ‘s limpio del mundo?

El jabones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Who is Garfield's favorite singer

Lasagna Del Rey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAweenie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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Perfect NFL dad joke ....

Girlfriends Dad to wife : honey we need to take your car charger to the Del Mar races

Wife: why, don't you have one ?

GFD: yeah , but didn't you buy yours in San Diego?

Wife: yeah?

GFD: Then we have to take it, it's a San Diego Charger !

I'm the only one that got it and laughed !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imissplacedmykeys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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Why did the Karen press ctrl+alt+del?

She wanted to see the task manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJVpower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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