16 Hilarious Del Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?

She wanted the task manager

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👤︎ u/CyberSARL

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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What do you call a film about loads of del boys taking over the world?

Day of the triffics

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👤︎ u/maccer20

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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Llama Del Rey [OC]

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👤︎ u/slavicgarlic

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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The elusive Del Monte Python

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👤︎ u/Skyefx

📅︎ Dec 28 2015

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What do you call recently made noodles

New-dels!

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👤︎ u/Jagerisgood11

📅︎ Feb 19 2021

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Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)

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👤︎ u/bed_dweller

📅︎ May 10 2020

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What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?

Manta Del Ray

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👤︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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This one is in spanish, but I’ll translate also!!

¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?

“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”

English:

What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?

“Over here! Over here!”

(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)

(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)

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👤︎ u/beeeeelllllllaaaaaaa

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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Where is your next travel destination?

Las Kitchenas
Los Lounges
Santa Bedroomes
Porto Gardenas
Los bed
Costa Del Balconia
St Bathroom
La Rotonda De Sofa

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👤︎ u/ALizardKing

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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What PC sings the best

A Del

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👤︎ u/Knocked-over-Knocker

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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Here's one in spanish

UNO.

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👤︎ u/hormonella

📅︎ Feb 19 2017

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SPANISH DAD JOKE COMING YOUR WAY

¿Cuál es el idioma más limpio del mundo?

El jabones

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👤︎ u/Ganders81

📅︎ Feb 19 2017

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Who is Garfield's favorite singer

Lasagna Del Rey

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👤︎ u/LAweenie

📅︎ Oct 15 2016

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Perfect NFL dad joke ....

Girlfriends Dad to wife : honey we need to take your car charger to the Del Mar races

Wife: why, don't you have one ?

GFD: yeah , but didn't you buy yours in San Diego?

Wife: yeah?

GFD: Then we have to take it, it's a San Diego Charger !

I'm the only one that got it and laughed !

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👤︎ u/Imissplacedmykeys

📅︎ Nov 28 2014

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Del

She wanted to see the task manager

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👤︎ u/killiomankili

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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Why did the Karen press ctrl+alt+del?

She wanted to see the task manager

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👤︎ u/TJVpower

📅︎ Mar 06 2020

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