What do you call a factory that makes average products?

A satisfactory!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemist612
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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,

Apple juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lisajean1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad jokes throughout their day.

The iRoll

Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Use2HandsPlease
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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When someone sees you with Apple product.

iWitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amankhaan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brutalproduct
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My friend opened a tea store. He told me that every time he stocks the bottled tea products, they sell out within hours...

Business has been Brisk, baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.

I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyranders
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a Scandinavian who does eat animal products?

Norvegan!

Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fred1840
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Ive invented a product that increases the size of your basement...

I hope it is a big cellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.

Except maybe the manure spreader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Ordered a vacuum a few days back. Good quality, though the product was a little sucky.

https://preview.redd.it/05c4ayjw55m51.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=40eb4d62a8ab9c00eac11c75f34ac611a41c910d

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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A pet shop selling dog products has been robbed.

Police have no leads to investigate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My Italian employee is useless at labelling products

I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, β€œwhy is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!

True dad that man!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunny_2121
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Purrfect product placement
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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How do you know if a product is made in Germany?

If it has the Guten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shooked_bruv420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19olo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Isolation madness product
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VitaminKW
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.

I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secrethat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a factory that sells good products?

A satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maria_von_Trapp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...

Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Did you know the Roman armies sold milk products wherever they went?

People still talk about it today. It was Legion Dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/developerweeks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Where are average products made?

In the satisfactory.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What skincare product do bullfighters use?

Oil of OlΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_a_turtle
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Informative product review
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergeant_RL-3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?

A hempire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faxmeapancake
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product

I couldn't describe it butter myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Japlow
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I love watching dairy products grow up

You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Son: Dad, in math, does the word product mean to use addition?

Dad: No son, I think you need sum vocabulary lessons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason_Boyd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

He's such a smoothie talker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Milk is the fastest dairy product.

It’s pasteurized before you ever see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyleolio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Why is just farting when you think you have to crap like a hair care product?

They're both sham-poo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?

Beef-alone-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dante640XX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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apple dairy product
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyPotatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I saw something in the tub and thought the cat took a crap in there, but he just knocked over some of my wife’s hair care products.

It was a shampoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fungiinmygarden
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.

I would have predicted a trial period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Robin: Did you name all of the products in the bathroom after yourself Batman?

Batman: Of course not.

Robin: Batshampoo?

Batman: Okay, yes there is that.

Robin:.........

Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrislaker92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.

It's my exposition exposition ex-position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyamxi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products

A satisfactory!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politicalmonster1
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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