I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, β€œwhy is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!

True dad that man!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunny_2121
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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Purrfect product placement
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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How do you know if a product is made in Germany?

If it has the Guten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shooked_bruv420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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What do you call a picture of a sorcerer on an Apple product?

An iMage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuts_extraction
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product

It's called the apple Ο€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19olo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.

I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secrethat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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What do you call a factory that sells good products?

A satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maria_von_Trapp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...

Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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Isolation madness product
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VitaminKW
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Did you know the Roman armies sold milk products wherever they went?

People still talk about it today. It was Legion Dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/developerweeks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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Where are average products made?

In the satisfactory.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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What skincare product do bullfighters use?

Oil of OlΓ©.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_a_turtle
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?

A hempire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faxmeapancake
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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"I can't believe it's not butter" is a really great name for the product

I couldn't describe it butter myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Japlow
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I love watching dairy products grow up

You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irbinator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Son: Dad, in math, does the word product mean to use addition?

Dad: No son, I think you need sum vocabulary lessons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason_Boyd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

He's such a smoothie talker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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Why is just farting when you think you have to crap like a hair care product?

They're both sham-poo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthwulf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?

Beef-alone-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dante640XX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Milk is the fastest dairy product.

It’s pasteurized before you ever see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boyleolio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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I saw something in the tub and thought the cat took a crap in there, but he just knocked over some of my wife’s hair care products.

It was a shampoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fungiinmygarden
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.

I would have predicted a trial period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
🚨︎ report
Informative product review
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergeant_RL-3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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apple dairy product
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyPotatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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If I ran a large department store, I would publish a huge catalogue of Christmas products and call it the "All I want for Christmas" issue.

And put Mariah Carey on the cover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What Tobacco Product Did the Ancient Mesopotamians Smoke?

Ziggurats!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoggekTheSavage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.

It's my exposition exposition ex-position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyamxi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Robin: Did you name all of the products in the bathroom after yourself Batman?

Batman: Of course not.

Robin: Batshampoo?

Batman: Okay, yes there is that.

Robin:.........

Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrislaker92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Beyonce was just telling me the best way to source product for my new pillow-making side-hustle.

I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingKongDuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Have you heard of the new Apple Product to protect your eyes?

Its called the iLid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crockett62
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why do Republicans all use apple products?

Because they're not PC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Pun product placement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthonyisClueless
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I saw a movie about dairy products the other day.

It was really cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigOlDisaster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I dated a household product exterminator once and didn't know it...

I guess my first tipoff should have came with all the Raids. But it really came to light with all the Black Flags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
🚨︎ report
What is a pirates favorite Apple product

The I-patch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charzard2500
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I tried to buy some Polaroid camera film on Amazon but there weren't any images of the products. I asked the seller why that was and he said he didn't want to embarrass his film because it was camera shy.

Apparently camera film is photosensitive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What did the frog say at the condom product development meeting?

Ribbit

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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This product looks pretty appeeling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Pask
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Out of all the dairy products, cheese is the most humble

They are very grateful

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I don't get all the excitement surrounding Nintendo's new product announcement...

My house is full of light switches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quakesand
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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How do bakeries that sell dairy products advertise themselves?

With cheesy buns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roppis1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Apple’s newest product attaches directly to your face!

Introducing the iLash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I tried to cheer my buddy up by inviting him to a poker night after cows broke into his marijuana store and ate all his product, but he couldn’t come.

He said that the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravenclaw_VIII
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Why did the girl stop eating meat and dairy products?

She vegan to feel guilty about it.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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You know this product was named by a Dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tchron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Why don’t companies release a model 9 for their products (iPhone 9, Windows 9, etc.) ?

Because 7 8 9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoBoiRudy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.

They're calling them microchips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehgreatiam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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There once was a farm, famed for the high quality of product from the award winning cows, many spoke of it in hushed, respectful tones, but none could say where it was, and many claimed, but none could prove that they had been there.

It was legendairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahmaybe2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My farmer next door wanted to buried in his products...

now he rests in peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnymonny1991
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What is a pirates favorite Apple product?

The iPatch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I once worked in shoe factory as a product durability tester...

...but I had to quit because it was just sole crushing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viking042900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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What's the best way to describe "Head & Shoulder" product ?

A Bust...!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InsomniacPlagueis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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My son, who can't take dairy products, threw a tantrum this morning because we forgot to get bread.

He lacked toast and tolerance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/17scenes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Refined starches and dairy products...

are my bread and butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arebee936
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
🚨︎ report
An almond doesn’t lactate: The FDA hasn’t been enforcing its own policy or putting the squeeze on product makersβ€”and that it’s time to get abreast of the labeling language. arstechnica.com/tech-poli…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acadiel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their facebook statuses?

That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VacuumPanic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Why did the Sales Manager fail in negotiating his products?

He couldn't zeal the deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheesusJesus42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Any of you guys seen the movie about the haunted dairy product?

It’s called paranormal activia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f33nan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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I'm sick of having products promoted to me everywhere I go.

I'm ad nauseous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Our local store had a problem with people stealing their feminine hygiene products,

so they installed a padlock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exposed_dancer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I fear the product of the sum will be irrational
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adityakr082
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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It was very loud in the tennis product factory

They were making a racket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nzsmebanana
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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Jello has created a product that deters insects.

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelluvaCaucasian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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What does Pavlov call his hair care product?

Classical conditioning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PAULSITIVITY
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Taxing menstrual products...

...is a bloody shame, and they should stop that, period. Don't expect me to just go with the flow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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What did the man say after getting his foot run over by a truck full of shampoo products?

"L'OrΓ©al!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Fun whiskey fact: when creating Buffalo Trace bourbon, the first couple of attempts were complete failures. They even went so far as to destroy all records of the early products

which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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What’s the dance of dairy products?

The milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkingbread
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
🚨︎ report
"Happy Father's Day to everyone who used our competitors' products"
  • Durex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DazzyOnReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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If I started a dinnerware company, and put shower thoughts on every product

Would they be Contemplates?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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What do you call a factory that makes average products

A satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
🚨︎ report
The Creators Of Super Mario Bros Are Teaming Up With Bread Companies To Promote Their Products...

...TheyΒ΄re calling the plan ninten-dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluPurpleBluBlu
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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I could live off of just dairy and wheat products

It's my bread and butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inspector_Robert
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Sssh! Don't tell anyone but I name my Microsoft products after my family members..

Mum's the Word!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Walter White started cooking for Germany, but the quality of his product took a nosedive.

Now he's known as Scheissenberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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What do you call a factory that manufactures passable products?

A satisfactory!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOEYSARMY
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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Have you heard about the new probiotic dairy product that you can make using a high-end gaming computer and 3D printer?

Geek Yogurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acemask
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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If you want people to buy your product, include a picture of sperm and an egg in your advertisement...

Because sex cells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarbrow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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I invented a better egg-beater, but I couldn't find any investors willing to take a chance on my product.

They didn't want to be involved in any "whisky business"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonQueue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Do you transport Chiquita products?

cause you're driving me bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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Why is synthetic oil such a great product?

Because it's so we'll refined!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnsnprwldwsl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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To the tired window manufacturer who let me touch your finished product...

I feel your pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum_buddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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Dell should rename their 'learn more about our products' as delve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuntinyouus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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I'm thinking about making a line of health food products...

I would only use traditional German recipes.

I would call it "Gluten Tag".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinglesRasco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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What do you call a factory that sells passable products

A satisfactory!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
🚨︎ report
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politicalmonster1
πŸ“…︎ May 11
🚨︎ report
What do you call a factory that makes good products?

Satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buckley2111
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a factory that has passable products?

A satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotalBuilder45
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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