What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
So I used to work at an orange juice factory...
But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reese’s was in pieces.
I use to work in a liquorice factory.
Did you hear about that famous chocolate factory owner who suffered from a penis accident?
He's known as Willy Wonky.
There was an explosion at the numbers factory
The tragic aftermath: 9 wounded, 15 decreased.
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris
There's nothing left but de brie
They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.
I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.
I got fired from a calendar factory today.
They didn't like it that I took a few days off.
i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I won’t be spoken to in that tone.
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
I took a group tour of a milk factory ...
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"
The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.
It doesn’t make any cents.
I went on a tour of an underwear factory once.
It wasn't very long so my time there was brief.
Pork factories keep calling me and I keep hanging up on them.
I used to work at a calendar factory
But they fired me for taking a couple of days off
Those guys at the borscht factory, man...
when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
I’ll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn’t put enough shifts in
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A cheese factory exploded in France.
What do you call a factory that make okay items?
A cheese factory in France exploded
There is de Brie everywhere
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesn’t make any cents.
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?
Luckily no soles were lost.
There’s a new mirror factory in town!
I can see myself working there
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
Working in a mirror factory...
...is something I can totally see myself doing.
A cheese factory exploded in France
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!
all I did was take a day off
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