What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowlemonie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation

I really have to make it count

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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

Calcunow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespunkmunky
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Whenever I am in doubt, I resort to using my calculator.

I can always count on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
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Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaycrossinroad
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I don’t understand why my calculator just stopped working.

It just doesn’t add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varunmohan02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing

But it's what's inside that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungrysamy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!

It just doesn’t add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
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Ah yes the calculator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flor_Mertens
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My calculator is missing the minus button....

But on the plus side it still works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbuckingham89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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A boy breaks his calculator just before a big math test

From the shelf beside him, an abacus says "Dont worry kid, you can always count on me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobdole4eva
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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When I was young, I once asked my dad for a pocket calculator, but he said no.

He said, β€œWho cares how many pockets you have?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...

They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...

... does it become a calcu-earlier?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
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Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day

Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliswellinnz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?

1134

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I got a really ugly looking calculator for Christmas.

But it is what is on the inside that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me...

Wheres the pi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamas2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Everyone is so surprised after getting hit by a calculator...

... I guess they weren't counting on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why did the protractor marry the calculator?

It was a math made in heaven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urak47
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I gave my son a calculator named β€œThought”.

It’s the thought that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditingDino
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I might buy you an exploding calculator...

But don't count on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I found a box of discarded calculators and I just had to rescue them because...

Every calculator counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Why did I get a tattoo of a calculator?

So you can always count on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I'm trying to work out a complicated maths equation with a broken calculator

But it’s only adding to the problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asussed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I don't know why people carry pocket calculators

I can tell how many pockets I have without one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifcarscouldspeak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My best friend ia a calculator...

I’ve always been able to count on him.

Is* in the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptarticle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My son said his calculator wasn't working earlier in the day but it works now.

I said it was because it was a calcu-later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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My calculator broke today,

Can’t count on that

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I think the Calculator is behind the murder of my mother

Everything just adds up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OvidM2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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This old calculator might not look like much...

But it's what's inside that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlorimer1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I took out my calculator and the plus button was missing.

Something doesn’t quite add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Trust your calculator

It's something you can count on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8thDragonball
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Trust your calculator.

It's something to count on. You can count on it.

Edit: 30% more dad added to joke. Thank you u/next2nothing_

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROTFLandmines
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcunow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJWIZARD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working

It just doesn’t add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alwaysthecold
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working

It just doesn't add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

A calcu-now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I can’t understand why my calculator wont work.

It just doesn’t add up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I asked my dad if he could buy me a pocket calculator.

He said, β€œWhy? You don’t know how many pockets you have?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Why are calculators so dependable?

Because you can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Weird how my calculator has stopped working...

It just doesn't add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtcarr79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My calculator is missing the minus button.

But on the plus side, ...it still works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I have an old calculator that’s missing the minus button.

But on the plus side, it still works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My calculator is missing the minus button.

But on the plus side,...it still works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you get when you cross a calculator and a friend?

A friend you can count on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I was thinking of buying a pocket calculator.

but then I thought, "who cares how many pockets I have?"

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