A list of puns related to "Calculator"

What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-now.

My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation

I really have to make it count

What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

Calcunow

Whenever I am in doubt, I resort to using my calculator.

I can always count on it.

Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller

I donβt understand why my calculator just stopped working.

It just doesnβt add up.

When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing

But it's what's inside that counts

Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!

It just doesnβt add up.

Ah yes the calculator

My calculator is missing the minus button....

But on the plus side it still works.

A boy breaks his calculator just before a big math test

From the shelf beside him, an abacus says "Dont worry kid, you can always count on me"

When I was young, I once asked my dad for a pocket calculator, but he said no.

He said, βWho cares how many pockets you have?β

The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...

They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.

Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...

... does it become a calcu-earlier?

Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day

Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?

Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?

1134

I got a really ugly looking calculator for Christmas.

But it is what is on the inside that counts.

I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me...

Wheres the pi?

Everyone is so surprised after getting hit by a calculator...

... I guess they weren't counting on it

Why did the protractor marry the calculator?

It was a math made in heaven.

I gave my son a calculator named βThoughtβ.

Itβs the thought that counts.

I might buy you an exploding calculator...

But don't count on it.

I found a box of discarded calculators and I just had to rescue them because...

Every calculator counts.

Why did I get a tattoo of a calculator?

So you can always count on me.

I'm trying to work out a complicated maths equation with a broken calculator

But itβs only adding to the problem

I don't know why people carry pocket calculators

I can tell how many pockets I have without one.

My best friend ia a calculator...

Iβve always been able to count on him.

Is* in the title.

My son said his calculator wasn't working earlier in the day but it works now.

I said it was because it was a calcu-later.

My calculator broke today,

Canβt count on that

I think the Calculator is behind the murder of my mother

Everything just adds up.

This old calculator might not look like much...

But it's what's inside that counts.

I took out my calculator and the plus button was missing.

Something doesnβt quite add up.

Trust your calculator

It's something you can count on.

Trust your calculator.

~~It's something to count on.~~
You can count on it.

Edit: 30% more dad added to joke. Thank you u/next2nothing_

What works faster than a calculator?

A calcunow

I canβt understand why my calculator just stopped working

It just doesnβt add up

I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working

It just doesn't add up

What do you call a calculator that works instantly?

A calcu-now

I canβt understand why my calculator wont work.

It just doesnβt add up.

I asked my dad if he could buy me a pocket calculator.

He said, βWhy? You donβt know how many pockets you have?β

Why are calculators so dependable?

Because you can always count on them

Weird how my calculator has stopped working...

It just doesn't add up

My calculator is missing the minus button.

But on the plus side, ...it still works.

I have an old calculator thatβs missing the minus button.

But on the plus side, it still works.

My calculator is missing the minus button.

But on the plus side,...it still works.

What do you get when you cross a calculator and a friend?

A friend you can count on!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

A friend you can count on!

I was thinking of buying a pocket calculator.

but then I thought, "who cares how many pockets I have?"

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