My wife has the most weird abacus tattoo on her back.

But I can always count on her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Go ahead abacus.

We're counting on you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.

It's the little things that count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Somebody I know wanted to use an abacus for exponents without knowing how

I don’t think it’s a good idea, but all the power to him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...

"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Bought my wife a castle shaped abacus for her birthday...

It’s the fort that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas

I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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If you’re ever trying to do something unexpected, don’t steal someone’s abacus. They’ll be counting on that.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverSpeedClutch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My friend bought me a telekinetic abacus for my birthday.

It wasn't my favorite present, but it's the thought that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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If I made a joke about an abacus.

Would the joke count here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...

... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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If there’s one thing in life I can count on, it’s an abacus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HorseAndrew
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I'm like an abacus..

You can count on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2thumbsup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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I can always count on my abacus to solve my problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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For Valentines Day, I decided to get my girlfriend some beads for an abacus.

It’s the little things that count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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My abacus is so reliable.

I can always count on it.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I made my son a castle out of a abacus for his birthday

It's the Fort that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My wife wants me to be more sensitive. So I got her abacus beads for her birthday.

She said, β€œWhat the hell are these?”

I said, β€œIt’s the little things that count.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.

It’s the little things that count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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For my wife's birthday, I bought her some beads for her abacus

Its the little things that count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimShaney8418
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It's the little things that count!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Call me abacus, because you can count on me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepyinseattle95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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My friend bought me a telekinetic abacus for my birthday.

It wasn't my favourite present but hey, it's the thought that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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