I put my root beer in a square glass
Now I just have beer
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
Root-ing two-ting
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.
It was unreal.
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
So I shouted “I”
What’s the square root of Orange Julius?
We don’t square roots here, we juice oranges. Get back to work!
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
That’s Cole’s Law.
Son: Math sucks so much. My teacher wants me to find the square root of I Don’t Give a Crap.
Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Don’t Give Two Shits.
Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:
"Radical!"
My wife said “You can’t change the square-root of a negative.”
She said I couldn’t..... but i can.
Square root. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer! reddit.com/r/ShittyLifePr…
I put my root beer in a square glass
And now I have beer.
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
My girlfriend is like square root -100
A straight 10 but imaginary too
My girlfriend is the square root of - 100
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
If I poured root beer into a square glass,
would I just have beer?
I poured root beer into a square glass
Now I just have beer
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Just beer i guess.
I pour my root beer into a square cup.
Now it's just beer.
If I pour root beer into a square glass
Is it just regular beer?
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer
I poured my root beer into a square cup
Now it’s just beer
What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?
What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?
You get beer
“Dad, I don’t know the square root of sixteen.”
Son, I fourgive you.
