I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?

Root-ing two-ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrangerBatman01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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A square-root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSlippyKnot
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.

It was unreal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Square root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinthierry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Square root? Or cube root?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madmoola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...

So I shouted β€œI”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattAmpersand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Finally found the square root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyk0th
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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What’s the square root of Orange Julius?

We don’t square roots here, we juice oranges. Get back to work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LumpadBFarby
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Square root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oskar2907
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Square roots
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PratyThePotato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Square root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItzYaBoi25
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.

That’s Cole’s Law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Son: Math sucks so much. My teacher wants me to find the square root of I Don’t Give a Crap.

Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Don’t Give Two Shits.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Square Roots
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigSmartSmart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:

"Radical!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3000LoveForYou
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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My wife said β€œYou can’t change the square-root of a negative.”

She said I couldn’t..... but i can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doesitring
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer! reddit.com/r/ShittyLifePr…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcir_semirg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Square root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/6eraldJames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Square Root (x-post r/pics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmonumber3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2013
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TIL the square root of Pai...

...is money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clearkryptonite
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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What's the square root of pie?

Rhubarb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totalcornhole
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_me_some_rice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My girlfriend is like square root -100

A straight 10 but imaginary too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somedudefromsg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My girlfriend is the square root of - 100

She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knopper91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PIatinumP0tato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanzaniteflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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If I pour root beer into a square glass

Is it just regular beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akbeardman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomPl0x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximumPollution
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I poured my root beer into a square cup

Now it’s just beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

You get beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drpresident1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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β€œDad, I don’t know the square root of sixteen.”

Son, I fourgive you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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What do you get when you pour root beer in a square cup?

Beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JenBarb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2015
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