A list of puns related to "Square Root"

I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?

Root-ing two-ting

I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.

A square-root

I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.

It was unreal.

Square root

Square root? Or cube root?

The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...

So I shouted βIβ

Whatβs the square root of Orange Julius?

We donβt square roots here, we juice oranges. Get back to work!

Square root

Square roots

Square root

The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.

Thatβs Coleβs Law.

Son: Math sucks so much. My teacher wants me to find the square root of I Donβt Give a Crap.

Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Donβt Give Two Shits.

Square Roots

Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:

"Radical!"

My wife said βYou canβt change the square-root of a negative.β

She said I couldnβt..... but i can.

Square root. reddit.com/r/Showerthoughβ¦

LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer! reddit.com/r/ShittyLifePrβ¦

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Square Root (x-post r/pics)

TIL the square root of Pai...

...is money.

What's the square root of pie?

Rhubarb

I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

My girlfriend is like square root -100

A straight 10 but imaginary too

My girlfriend is the square root of - 100

She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary

If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

If I pour root beer into a square glass

Is it just regular beer?

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Beer

I poured my root beer into a square cup

Now itβs just beer

What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

You get beer

βDad, I donβt know the square root of sixteen.β

Son, I fourgive you.

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