I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

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π€︎ u/icemage27
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What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?

Root-ing two-ting

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π€︎ u/StrangerBatman01
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I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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π€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
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My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.

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π€︎ u/BamaPaul
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A square-root
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π€︎ u/TheSlippyKnot
π︎ May 11 2020
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I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.

It was unreal.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jun 25 2020
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Square root
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π€︎ u/marinthierry
π︎ Apr 19 2020
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Square root? Or cube root?
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The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...

So I shouted βIβ

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π€︎ u/MattAmpersand
π︎ Jan 08 2020
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Finally found the square root
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π€︎ u/pyk0th
π︎ Dec 28 2017
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Whatβs the square root of Orange Julius?

We donβt square roots here, we juice oranges. Get back to work!

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Square root
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π€︎ u/Oskar2907
π︎ Apr 15 2019
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Square roots
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π€︎ u/PratyThePotato
π︎ Sep 10 2018
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Square root
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π€︎ u/ItzYaBoi25
π︎ Sep 20 2018
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The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.

Thatβs Coleβs Law.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jun 16 2019
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Son: Math sucks so much. My teacher wants me to find the square root of I Donβt Give a Crap.

Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Donβt Give Two Shits.

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π︎ Sep 11 2019
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Square Roots
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π€︎ u/BigSmartSmart
π︎ Sep 10 2018
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Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:

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π€︎ u/3000LoveForYou
π︎ May 27 2019
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My wife said βYou canβt change the square-root of a negative.β

She said I couldnβt..... but i can.

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π€︎ u/doesitring
π︎ Apr 03 2019
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LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer! reddit.com/r/ShittyLifePrβ¦
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π€︎ u/kcir_semirg
π︎ Jul 05 2018
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Square root
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π€︎ u/6eraldJames
π︎ Oct 27 2017
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Square Root (x-post r/pics)
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π€︎ u/jmonumber3
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TIL the square root of Pai...

...is money.

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π€︎ u/clearkryptonite
π︎ Dec 15 2017
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What's the square root of pie?

Rhubarb

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π€︎ u/totalcornhole
π︎ Sep 12 2017
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I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

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π€︎ u/DM_me_some_rice
π︎ Nov 10 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

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π€︎ u/bot_10
π︎ Nov 15 2019
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My girlfriend is like square root -100

A straight 10 but imaginary too

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π€︎ u/somedudefromsg
π︎ Sep 20 2020
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My girlfriend is the square root of - 100

She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary

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π€︎ u/xtilexx
π︎ Aug 22 2020
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If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

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π€︎ u/knopper91
π︎ Mar 29 2020
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I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

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π€︎ u/PIatinumP0tato
π︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

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π€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
π︎ Apr 27 2020
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I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

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π€︎ u/tanzaniteflame
π︎ Oct 03 2018
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If I pour root beer into a square glass

Is it just regular beer?

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π€︎ u/Akbeardman
π︎ Apr 11 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary

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π€︎ u/RoyTheShip
π︎ Nov 18 2018
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.

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π€︎ u/phantomPl0x
π︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Beer

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π€︎ u/MaximumPollution
π︎ Jun 15 2019
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I poured my root beer into a square cup

Now itβs just beer

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π€︎ u/CountryHeart11
π︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

You get beer

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π€︎ u/drpresident1
π︎ Sep 19 2018
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βDad, I donβt know the square root of sixteen.β

Son, I fourgive you.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jan 15 2018
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What do you get when you pour root beer in a square cup?

Beer.

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π€︎ u/JenBarb
π︎ Oct 05 2015
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