Hill areas
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π€︎ u/natnat301
π︎ Dec 02 2020
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The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is

because it's peak comedy

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π€︎ u/languagepotato
π︎ Dec 29 2020
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mountains arenβt funny, theyβre hill areas π₯Έ
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π€︎ u/jojo111693
π︎ Dec 01 2020
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For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.

It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you call the area around a library?

Know-man's land

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π€︎ u/robot-kun
π︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call mustard native to an area?

Indijonous mustard.

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π€︎ u/French_Embassy
π︎ Dec 18 2020
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Local barber in the area got arrested for selling drugs.

Blew my mind. Iβve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.

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π€︎ u/RedCakesYT
π︎ Sep 03 2020
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What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?

Cowculus

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π€︎ u/CaptainMoist23
π︎ Sep 21 2020
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Once I stayed in a crows ridden area...

it was easy to see a murder there daily.

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π€︎ u/abionic
π︎ Oct 28 2020
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Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?

It has a lot of pan-creases.

Sorry.

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π€︎ u/dunnonauker
π︎ Oct 12 2020
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My friend and I went fishing. He cast out first and got a bite. So he reeled in a trumpet. Then he cast out in a different area, got a bite and reeled in a clarinet.

After he cast out the third time, I said "maybe you'll reel in a bass soon!"

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Aug 19 2020
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I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area

He had a Wigan address

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π€︎ u/joefife
π︎ Aug 20 2020
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What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"

Pi(z)(z)(A)

Edit: Volume not area

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π€︎ u/hctibasiaixelsyd
π︎ Jul 16 2020
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I swear the pigeons in my area are plotting to overthrow the neighbourhood watch.

It's definitely a coo.

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π€︎ u/Datolite7
π︎ Aug 05 2020
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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas.

I'm going to call it IP in Pools

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π€︎ u/AustralianGroan
π︎ Jun 18 2020
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Found this walking in a local area
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π€︎ u/superiorgooner
π︎ May 19 2020
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An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area.

This is snow joke.

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π€︎ u/a9lex
π︎ Jun 04 2020
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My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle

I told him itβs easy as pi

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π€︎ u/Edmondontis
π︎ Jan 31 2020
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A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:

'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'

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π€︎ u/UnexampledSalt
π︎ Apr 22 2020
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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π€︎ u/Islarf
π︎ Apr 19 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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π€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
π︎ Oct 12 2019
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True story. An emu escaped a farm in my area and was running around the suburbs..

Police tried to get it out of that area, but it was rather emuvable...

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π€︎ u/xJohnnyQuidx
π︎ May 09 2020
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I saw a sign that said "Rest area 25 miles"...

I thought,wow, that's pretty big

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π€︎ u/shdchko
π︎ Oct 28 2019
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A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed, spilling its contents over a large area...

Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.

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π€︎ u/andersonfmly
π︎ Apr 25 2020
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Pool area
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π€︎ u/minecraftman0306
π︎ Nov 28 2019
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Actual conversation today. My wife: "i'm tired of anaesthesiology. What other area of medicine should I try?" /r/Jokes/comments/g6zr2k/β¦
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π€︎ u/austin29684
π︎ Apr 24 2020
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A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.

He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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π€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
π︎ Dec 14 2019
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What a great pool area
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π€︎ u/yeeyuss
π︎ Nov 28 2019
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What area of a cornfield yields the most corn?

The Corner.

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π€︎ u/Zaynesky
π︎ Mar 03 2020
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How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?

Using octoPi

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π€︎ u/carlitos_segway
π︎ Jan 18 2020
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What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?

Percussion Pi.

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π€︎ u/Rslashhuman
π︎ Mar 11 2020
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Hill areas!
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π€︎ u/Flimsy_Classic
π︎ Apr 17 2019
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When I was younger I had surgery in my groin area, I asked my dad what is wrong with my groin area?

There's nothing groin down there.

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π€︎ u/Mash404
π︎ Nov 19 2019
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I'm wondering what to do about my area of land

It's just a lot to consider

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π︎ Nov 08 2019
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When the weatherman said there was a tornado in the area I was blown away.
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π€︎ u/ailyara
π︎ Sep 12 2019
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I just saw on the TV that thereβs been a spate of robberies in the area.

Itβs break-in news.

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π€︎ u/alliedcola
π︎ Dec 09 2019
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The people who actually show up to the Area 51 raid are really gonna go out with a bang.
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π€︎ u/kadedubson30
π︎ Jul 12 2019
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If the United States annexed all of Canada and multiplied itβs area by two, what would you get?

WSA

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π€︎ u/shortordercook
π︎ Dec 06 2019
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So weβre driving down the road and I see rest area ahead. I say, hey kids

Speak now or forever hold your pee.

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π€︎ u/djmuhlestein
π︎ Oct 28 2019
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Area 51 wants to know your location
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π€︎ u/cekuu
π︎ Jan 17 2019
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I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area,

Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.

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π€︎ u/kickypie
π︎ May 27 2019
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I live in a hilly area

It all goes downhill from there

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π€︎ u/bananalover779
π︎ Aug 14 2019
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I had a friend who had a difficult problem with the apartment area that he lived in

He had a complex complex complex

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π€︎ u/uconnrob
π︎ May 28 2019
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Do you know any flat-earthers in your area?

There probably are some; I've heard they're all around the globe.

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π€︎ u/analytik
π︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you call the area around a Library?

Know man's land.

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π€︎ u/robot-kun
π︎ Nov 09 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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π€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
π︎ May 16 2019
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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..

I'm going to call it IP in Pools

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π€︎ u/Guycelium
π︎ Jun 18 2019
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A local barber in my area was arrested for selling drugs.

It blew my mindβI've been his customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber.

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π€︎ u/averageteencuber
π︎ Mar 30 2019
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