Bay Area Puns

You’ll falafel.

Me, to my dad, regarding potential blackouts in the SF Bay Area: Are any blackouts planned for your neighborhood?

My dad, to me: Probably, but we are in the dark about it.

So we recently moved from the desert to the coast. The house we moved in to is just up the street from the what we call the bay, everyone else calls the river, but in reality should probably be classified as a sound.

well while exploring the area, we were taking in all the sights and sounds and smells and wildlife. The dialogue went something like this.

me: look at all the trees and birds and seagulls

wife: and bagels

me: .................bagels? where do you see bagels? looks around for truck or store of some kind

wife: the bagels

me: wtf are you......i hate you

Edit: since people don't seem to get it. Baygull