Silicon Valley Puns

A list of puns related to "Silicon Valley"

Are you a CEO in Silicon Valley?

Yeah, I surf on executive boards.

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👤︎ u/TheDudeWalterEgo
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.

"Gandr"

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👤︎ u/WorldsMostDad
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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What is the name of the small stream that runs through Silicon Valley?

Facebrook

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👤︎ u/Rawsweater
📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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What do you call the space between fake tits?

Silicon Valley

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👤︎ u/ojesant
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack?

Silicon Valley.

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👤︎ u/gamingpron0t
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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What is the kardashian's mansion called?

Silicon valley

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👤︎ u/madlad612
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Where do breast implants go to die?

Silicon Valley.

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👤︎ u/drunkinfirst
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Me: Man it smells a lot like vinegar in here

Dad: Yeah, it's all the silicone pipes in the bathroom (renovating bathroom, working on it) Me: Ah, makes sense

Dad: Just Imagine how bad Silicone Valley smells

He just laid that one on me not too long ago

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👤︎ u/DuckyTape1099
📅︎ Nov 15 2016
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What do you call the space between fake tits?

Silicon Valley.

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👤︎ u/LordOfBeingCool
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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