Silicon Valley Puns

A list of puns related to "Silicon Valley"

What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.

"Gandr"

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👤︎ u/WorldsMostDad
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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What is the name of the small stream that runs through Silicon Valley?

Facebrook

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👤︎ u/Rawsweater
📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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Got an email from my dad this morning from Silicon Valley

Dad: Microsoft is releasing a new browser that we are all trying to ban, but will prove difficult due to its widespread use, its called:

ID10TS

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👤︎ u/Rmano90
📅︎ Jan 28 2016
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What do you call the space between fake tits?

Silicon Valley

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👤︎ u/ojesant
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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What do you call Nikki Minaj’s butt crack?

Silicon Valley.

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👤︎ u/gamingpron0t
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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What is the kardashian's mansion called?

Silicon valley

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👤︎ u/madlad612
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Where do breast implants go to die?

Silicon Valley.

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👤︎ u/drunkinfirst
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Me: Man it smells a lot like vinegar in here

Dad: Yeah, it's all the silicone pipes in the bathroom (renovating bathroom, working on it) Me: Ah, makes sense

Dad: Just Imagine how bad Silicone Valley smells

He just laid that one on me not too long ago

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👤︎ u/DuckyTape1099
📅︎ Nov 15 2016
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What do you call the space between fake tits?

Silicon Valley.

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👤︎ u/LordOfBeingCool
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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